A/N My first story with chapters! This chapter is really short though. I'm not sure if I'm going to have longer chapters.
Dr. Mario: She doesn't own a anything. *Poof*
Me: HEY- wait, what?
It was the 13th of January. Luigi was walking home from a small party. The party was just a Friday night one, and it wasn't very exciting so Luigi decided to go home early. On the way to his house, a Goomba attacked him. It bit his arm, causing blood to squirt everywhere. Luigi quickly stomped it and ran home, holding his arm. Mario was watching tv when he arrived, but he looked up when he heard the door slam open.
"Luigi! What happened?" Mario went and fetched a towel and a bandage.
"Well, I was walking home and a Goomba bit me." Luigi accepted the towel Mario handed him and started rubbing his arm.
"Weird. Goombas don't bite. They can't." Mario helped Luigi put the bandage on his arm. "If the bite starts acting up or a something, go to the hospital, okay?"
"Kay. I'm going to bed now. See ya tomorrow."
"See ya, Weeg."
Luigi climbed the stairs to his bedroom, and threw on his night clothes. He lept into bed, eager to fall asleep. Unusually, he couldn't. Several hours passed until he decided he couldn't sleep. Then suddenly, he blacked out.