Dio was sitting in his mansion, plotting evil plots as usual. "I must kill Jotaro and his band of muscular men!" He thought in anger. All of this thinking made him hungry, so he thought of the delicious frosty flakes he had downstairs in his cupboard. Ah, all of the tasty sugar, full of valuable energy. He could eat them with milk, full of calcium and protein, great for his muscles and bones! Without hesitation, he stood up, and walked to the door. He opened them, and to his great surprise, there was someone behind them! It was... Dio!
"What the fuck!" shouted Dio in shock. It was like looking into a mirror, his other self was mimicking his every move, every slightest twitch. "This must be the work of an enemy stand!" He shouted, unable to find any other logical explanation. "Za Warudo!" The time stopped. Dio examined his other self closely. There was no doubt it was him, every feature, every scar, was identical to his own. Is this one of Jotaro's goons? There was only one way to find out... he threw a razor sharp knife towards his foe.
"And now, the time flows again..."
The knife flew towards Dio's enemy, and then to his great surprise, bounced away, as if the foe was made out of metal. "N-nani?!" Dio exclaimed in shock. He punched the other Dio with the World, but the atack glanced away!
The other Dio started laughing. "Hahaha! You thought I was Dio... but it was me, Dio!" He took off his disguise... It was... Dio! (AN: no, not the one from JJBA, but the real world one!)
"What the fuck Dio, I thought you're dead!" Said Dio in great surprise.
"I am metal! And I'll never die!" Ronnie started singing with his epic voice.
"WRYYYYYYYY!" Dio screamed furiously, throwing punches at the other Dio. The fierce atacks had no effect on The God of Metal, he just stood there insurmountably, laughing at Dio.
"You can't bring me down!" Said Ronnie. "I came here to kill you, there can be only one Dio!"
"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAAA!" Shouted Dio, as he kept punching. It was like a little kid throwing punches at a wall in a pointless tantrum.
"Hahaha!" Laughed Ronnie, as he punched Dio in the head. The force of the blow propelled him backwards, and he hit the wall behind him. Dio coughed up some blood. "This power... I've never seen a stand this strong!" He thought. "Nothing can beat me and The World, Dio!" Shouted Dio. "Za Warudo! Toki wo tomare!"
The time stopped. "Good thing that I always keep a spare truck nearby, just in case. This is the time for my ultimate attack... RODA RORA DA!"
The time resumed, and the truck came crashing through the roof, landing right on top of Ronnie, and crushing him.
"I did it!" Shouted Dio triumelephantly. Suddenly, the truck exploded! Out of the smoke, a figure walked out. It was Ronnie! Half the skin has been torn off his face, revealing a metallic skeleton and a glowing red eye underneath.
"Metal will never die!" Ronnie sang with his beautiful voice. He shot a laser out of his eye at Dio's head, and the severed part sailed off in an arc!
"Gruesome wounds... Begone fear!" Shouted Dio in horror, after being decapitated. "I must not lose my head in a grave situation like this!"
Ronnie laughed, and opened up his lower right arm, revealing a rocket launcher. Ronnie shot a +*rocket*+ at Dio's lower body, and the injured part exploded into gore!
"I must withdraw!" Shouted Dio. His only option now was biting Ronnie, and he didn't think it was a good idea.
Ronnie walked up to Dio as he was trying to roll away. Ronnie kicked Dio in the head with his right foot, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Dio has been struck down.
"Dio the human vampire was slain. It was inevitable." Said Dio.