The Phantom Play
A/N: I just made a narrator especially for this story. Her name's Tessa, and this is episode 1/6
Disclaimer: Dammit, I don't own Star Wars! XD I also don't own the real people in this story, or Bloo...or the Pie Factory (though I wish I did..) or Starbucks.(ditto)
Chapter One
Nemesis, Wolf, and Tigress were watching T.V. They were taking a day off of killing evil people... namely, Palpy Pocket.
"Gosh, Tess, get to the point!"
Anyways... The three crazy people, STOP THROWING STUFF AT ME!, saw a commercial saying that a play version of Star Wars was on tomorrow, and that it was going to be the 1st movie. It also said that the people who made this play would be making 5 others, too.
"We've got to see that." Wolf said.
"Wolf and I'll get Blaze... and you can get all the Star Wars characters to come..." Nemesis said to Tigress.
Tigress walked into her bedroom and closed the door behind her. The walls started spinning. (1) Finally, they stopped and she opened the door in front of her. It was full of fake spiders and snakes.
An ear-piercing scream could be heard around the galaxy.
Tigress marked the door with a purple amaranth, then slammed it shut. The walls spun around again. This time, when she opened the door it lead into the command deck of the Executor, where all the good guys were drinking coffee and watching T.V., Vader was pacing around, and Palpy Pocket was drowning in lava... well, he was being burned while drowning in lava...
"Okay, WHO UNMARKED THE DOORS AGAIN?" Tigress shrieked.
"It was Palpy, it was Palpy!" Chanted Luke and Han. "It was Palpy, it was Palpy, it was Palpy, it was Palpy..."
"Okay, okay, enough."
"It was Palpy, it was Palpy, it was Palpy.."
"ENOUGH!" She took a deep breath. "I'll deal with him later...Now, who wants to see a movie?" She asked excitedly. Everyone else groaned in mock horror. "Great! It's tomorrow, and it starts at... at..."
YAY! Celebrate! She doesn't know what time it starts, she doesn't know what time it starts, but I do! Oh, crap... shouldn't ave said that...
"Tess," Tigress said sweetly, but with as much venom in her words as a rattlesnake bite," When does the play start?" Because of COURSE she could read the filler text... darn her...
"I heard that!"
Fine. The play starts at nine o'clock am sharp...
"So, as I was saying, tomorrow, 9 am, living room. "
She stalked out of the room.
Nemesis and Wolf were looking everywhere, but they just couldn't find Blaze, so they went to the Pie Factory... naturally.
"Nemesis, Nemesis! The pie is talking! Blaze is at Starbucks!" Wolf said happily. Then she turned back to the pie, talking to it in Pienese.
Tigress: Blaze appears in the next chapter.
Blaze: yay!
Bloo: So do I!
Tigress: Yup, and we'll start watching the play the next chapter too!
(1) Find out where Tigress got this, and you might be able to co-author. Just tell her your appearance, personality, weapons, whether you want to be an actor or just a co-author, and your favorite character from SW.
Blaze: Review or else the candy is all mine!
Bloo: Don't let her have all the candy! She'll get hyper!