44 WAYS TO ANNOY AND SCARE DRACO MALFOY
A/N This is a list created out of subconcious imagination. And boredom. But this is my first fanfic, so I hope it isn't that crappy. Review please! Review Review.
Me: Oy, Malfoy
Malfoy: Yeah?
Me: Ha! *uses one of the ways below*
Malfoy: Aaaaaaa! *runs away screaming*
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.
Give him a remembrall.
Be sure to tell him it was from Neville.
Whenever he walks past you, run away and hide screaming, "He's going to kill me!"
Ask him about his special mission.
Tell him what a big boy he is now that he is a Death Eater.
Beat him in every test.
Hide his broomstick in a tree.
Tell him he should use the flying powers the Dark Lord has taught. Act disappointed when he doesn't.
Call him Drakie-poo.
Send him to live with Muggles
Better yet, send him to live with the Dursleys.
Color his hair purple and explain that white makes him look old.
Make sure his hair is purple with pink streaks
Give him a Mohawk.
Imperio Crabbe and Goyle to sing "And he's coming round the mountain," whenever they see Malfoy.
Punch him in the face in front of the Slytherins.
Tell him Pansy Parkinson said that he had a Hippogriff holding a Gryffindor Banner tattoed on his chest.
Beg him if you could see it.
Exclaim "Avada Kedavra!" whenever you see him.
Say Voldemort is not pleased with him and is coming to Hogwarts to kill him.
Laugh evilly at him.
Imperio Snape to give him T on every homework assignment and test.
Threaten to report him to Voldemort.
Ask him to show you his Death Mark.
Invite him to a doll tea party.
When he speaks of revenge, say, "Ooooo, Drakie-kins has an idea!"
Give him Harry Potter style glasses for his birthday.
If he doesn't wear them, paint glasses on him with permanent ink.
Whenever he seems happy, sing "Walkin' on Sunshine" at the top of your lungs.
Whenever he starts thinking about revenge on Potter, scold him and tell him he's supposed to be concentrating on the possible death of Dumbledore.
Give him an attention vitamin.
Shorten his name to D.M
Tell him it stands for Dummy.
Be a Gryffindor
Kill Voldemort
Be smarter than he is.
Try to kill him every time you see him
Sing "Weasley is Our King" at the top of your lungs whenever you're walking with Ron and you see him.
Tell him he needs to practice his evil laugh
Do a demonstration of an evil laugh
Criticize him on his flying skills
Beat him in Quidditch
Be a muggle-born
Be alive.