Mo-chan: Greetings! Looks like you happen to stop by and read this one-shot drabble I made last night. For that, I thank you. Well I must admit this is too short and must be totally random but I only did this out of boredom. Nonetheless I hope you'll still enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I don't own D. Gray-man.

"Lenalee.."

"Yes?"

Silence.

"Nothing."

"Uhm, okay."

Darn it. Me and Lenalee had been here in the library for almost an hour already and I still can't summon enough courage to start a conversation with her. Yes, I know. Of all the stupid places here at the Order, no one, and I mean NO ONE, would expect me to be here at the vast room filled with dust-covered books. And yet here I was, pretending to read a book from across Lenalee just so I could have an excuse to follow her here as she did some research about a place where sightings of akuma had been reported. I sighed irritably and decided to actually read the book that I randomly picked from a random bookshelf. I looked down at the stained pages of the book and stared at the little letters that were supposed to make sense, or at least form meaningful words. Wait. I raised an eyebrow as I read a random page. This thing sucks. I mean who the freaking hell would die just because of an apple? Unless you're stupid and choked. I growled as I decided to close the book and look at the golden letters imprinted on its cover, shining like heck as it glistened under the sunlight, that made up the title.

'Snow White and the seven dwarfs'

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WHAT THE FREAKING FAIRY TALE?

No wonder Lenalee kept staring at the covers of this book as I pretended to read and smile. Yes, people. SMILE.. I went that far just to get her attention. And, oh joy! I did! Only it was because she'd seen me smiling while reading a book about a girl who was constantly having a rock concert in the middle of the forest! Grand. Just grand. Now that would totally impress a girl and make her think that you're cool. Yeah, a guy reading a fairy tale book would definitely be attractive.

"Umm, Kanda?" I looked up at Lenalee and she squeaked under my hardened gaze. I noticed her gulp as she forced a smile.

"I understand that Snow White might be in a rough time as of now but she'll definitely find her prince charming at the end. And what do you know? Maybe you'll soon find your own prince charming soon and live happily ever after!" she beamed at me.

And.

That.

Was.

When.

I.

Fainted.

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DRAMATICALLY.

Mo-chan: Well I told you guys it was short! Ahaha! I did that just for fun and because I want to experiment and twist Kanda's personality. I am planning to make him an actual story once I'm done with my lavilena stories. Although this was just a drabble I still wish that you will leave me some review before ya leave this page. Pretty please? Oh and Kanda was meant to be OOC here mind you. XDD