My first ever story posted here.

Bleach is owned by the amazing Kubo Tite who is not me.


"I'd like to call up someone from the student council to talk about Valentine's Day," said Mr. Genryusai Yamamoto, the principal of Karakura High. A volcano of murmurs erupted in the crowd as Yumichika Ayasegawa, the Festive Coordinator of the student council; waltz up the stairs and onto the podium.

"All right, so everyone knows that we already missed the actual Valentine's Day due to certain chemical incidents," Yumichika said eyeing Szayel Apporo Grantz warily, "As well as art festivals starting at the end of Febuary and the start of March. We're gonna postpone our Valentine's Day celebration to March 14th."

"That's a month late ya moron!" Nnoitra hollered from one of the gym's abundant seats.

"Be quiet! Saying such things is not beautiful," hissed Yumichika, "I noticed, that's why it will be called White's day which is the opposite of Valentine's Day when the boys give the girls chocolates and flowers. That day, the student council will be selling roses, chocolates and cupid services. You guys can write a card sometime this week or next week and we'll send it to your special someone. We'll also have a music DJ that day, I suggest you guys order your songs early cause it's first come first serve! Poster will be up around school regarding the sales. I'll let Matsumoto finish off." With that Yumichika stepped back, brushing his hair back fabulously.

Hinamori Momo glanced to her right to see her close friend and classmate, Rukia Kuchiki fighting with Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia's love interest. Of course Rukia would never openly admit that she likes Ichigo but to Momo it was extremely, intensely, painstakingly obvious that they have a mutual romantic attraction towards each other. It was just a matter of time before they would be together.

"Okay good morning guys!" Matsumoto called out. Everyone else chirped good morning back at her as her bosom bounced when she stepped closer to the podium. "So," she continued, "That day we'll be conducting a 'stoplight'," Matsumoto did quotation marks with her fingers in the air when she said stoplight, "System where if you are single and ready to mingle," Matsumoto paused and winked at her audience, "You should wear green. If you're just not ready for any romantic relationships or if you're not interested, but who isn't interested in anyone? You are required to wear yellow. Those who are taken, you lucky kids, wear red! If you're out of color you must pay 400 yen. That's all from us, have a nice day!" Matsumoto waved off.

This ends the Secondary School briefing that morning and the start of insanity, at least for most of the characters.


Sorry if the first chapter is kinda short, the rest is a bit longer. So what do you think of it so far?