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Eddie the Keyblader
Kuramu: And why are we in Destiny Islands?
Eddie: Because this is all the great Key Blade Wielders are from.
Kuramu: But you're from-
Eddie: Don't care.
Kuramu: Right… So what's the plan?
Eddie: We find Sora, Kairi, or Riku to train me in the art of the key.
Kuramu: And why didn't you have Roxas teach you when you kidnapped him?
Eddie: He was reading fanfiction…
Kuramu: You're not going to kidnap Sora, Riku, or Kairi are you?
Eddie: I hadn't thought about it but that would be a good idea *thinking pose*
Kuramu: C'mon, we don't have all day Little-Miss-Zexion.
Eddie: Maybe we should get the Key master that has the power of darkness.
Kuramu: Riku?
Eddie: Exactly.
Kuramu: Oi *face palm*
Meanwhile: About 30 Feet Away
Sora: Who are they? *points at Eddie and Kuramu*
Kairi: Don't know.
Riku: I smell darkness around the white haired one. A little around the short one.
Sora: Well that can't be good.
Kairi: Really?
Riku: Kai, that means that they're evil.
Kairi: Oh…
Sora: Let's go fight them! *summons keyblade*
Kuramu: Not so fast key boy.
Eddie: We only want to talk.
Kuramu: Yes, talk.
Riku: We don't talk to people of darkness.
Eddie: Person. I'm of the light. *Sparkle*
Kuramu: Actually you're of the Earth.
Eddie: Point being?
Kuramu: None, really. *shrug*
Sora: Um, we are still here.
Eddie: Not for long.
Kuramu: *giggle*
Kairi: What does that mean?
Kuramu: This *grabs Riku and Eddie*
Eddie: NOW!
Kuramu: *opens dark portal* Good bye…
Sora: They must have been in the organization!
Kairi: Who, Sora?
Sora: The people who were just here!
Kairi: Oh…