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C for Curry

"So the-" Kaito frowned and checked the book again, "Wait a second…"

"OI KUDO!" Heiji shouted across the room.

"What?" asked Shinichi exasperated, seriously this was the fifth time.

"Have ya heard 'bout the case where there was dis man where he used-"

"We DON'T need to know!" Kaito cut in before he could continue, "Hmm…chocolate eh?" He mumbled opening the fridge and checking its contents.

"Unfortunately I have to agree with Kuroba here. We don't need to know the oh so brilliant cases you have solved Hattori," added Sagaru smirking.

"I wasn't talking ta ya. I was talking ta Kudo, so shut your trap Ahou." Heiji glared at Sagaru.

Shinichi heaved a deep sigh. Kaito glanced pityingly over at him and closed the fridge door, "It's a lover's quarrel…Ne- do you think Kazuha-chan will get jealous?" He asked grinning madly as he opened the chocolate.

"I HEARD THAT!" Yelled Heiji before Shinichi could answer, "and why would Kazuha get jealous anyway? It's not like we're-" He turned beet red.

Kaito smirked and set the opened chocolate down, "Oh I don't know…Why would she? Kudo how about you explain the situation here to our dear friend?"

Shinichi sighed again, "For god's sakes...we all know how you feel about her Hattori…so just admit it already. This is getting tedious."

"Wha?" asked Heji , "Like you and Nee-chan?"

Shinichi blushed but quickly retorted, "What about it?"

Kaito snorted. Shinichi turned on him, "Like you can talk! What's this I hear from Hakuba about you and a certain someone last Friday?"

"WHAT?" Kaito shouted turning red also. He shot a venomous look at Sagaru.

He smirked back. "Ah yes Kudo-kun. It was a very interesting scene I witnesse-"

"It was Akako wasn't it?" Kaito interrupted looking enraged.

"'kako?" Asked Heiji confused.

"AKAKO Hattori thank you very much and yes what about Koizumi-san Kuroba-kun?" Sagaru said shooting daggers at Kaito.

"Well from what I heard from Aoko…" He winked suggestively at the other two boys, 'It was-"

"SHUT UP, AHOU! FIRE! FIRE! IT'S BURNT! AHHH!"

"Nice one Kuroba…" Shinichi quipped with half lidded eyes.

"Putting the blame on me eh oh great tantei of the east? That's rich coming from someone who can't even cut up cucumbers properly! Be grateful I came over to help!"

"Wha-WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I can cut up cucumbers…"

"Oh is that so? That was not what I heard from Ran-chan!"

"KUDO! KUROBA! Drop it! HURRY!"

"AHOU! BAKA!KUSO! SMOKE! DAMMIT!"

"DAMN! THE ALARM!"

~later~

"Running to me like the helpless rats you are eh? I expected better."

"I-We-we're sorry…" mumbled the four boys, heads down cast and blushing furiously.

"Whatever. You're lucky the professor and I made extra…"

"Thanks Ai-chan!"

"Thank me by knocking next time Kuroba. I don't appreciate it when someone jumps in through my bedroom window while I'm dressing." The young scientist shot him an icy glare.

Kaito remained grinning…albeit a little forcefully now.

"Now if you don't mind…I have work to do." She stalked out of the room.

"Damn tat girl was 'cary…"

"She was actually being NICE Hattori and trust me…if you think this is bad…you don't want to see what happens when she's pissed…" Shinichi answered glumly.

"Why did we run to Haibara-san again?" asked Sagaru looking around.

"closest," answered Hattori through a mouthful of curry.

"There's something-" Shinichi said a little hesitantly staring at the bowl with creased eyebrows.

"I-I-I- I think I better get g-going…I'm n-n-not hungry…"

"Ah I think I know.." Shinichi finished suddenly smiling, "IT'S FISH!"

*poof*

"Kuroba…we all know you're in that cupboard over there…" Sagaru said closing his eyes and face palming. Then he grinned and opened his eyes, "and if I'm not wrong…I do believe that's where professor Agasa keeps his-"

A high pitched girly scream resounded throughout the kitchen.

"'ish oil tablets…" finished Heiji smirking.

"Revenge is sweet isn't it Haibara?" asked Shinichi tilting his head back to face the ceiling.

"Of course," came the reply from the tiny black speaker next to the ceiling fan.

Hiya! This fanfic was created based on this really random dream i had...anyway...as usual

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(Note: Progress for Diary of Kaito Kid will not halt...at least...that's what i think...)