Fill for Hetalia kink meme by anon - human AU if you don't mind, with male New Zealand - hope I haven't ruined things for you anon! Ps: Halfway through writing this, I came across a New Zealand fan character wiki. Told alot about New Zea kun's relationships to other countries like Germany and France, and America, etc - but since this is an AU anyway, we gonna make it so he first met everyone here, and I'll make another version where they're friends that end up doin it.

DO NOT OWN

Chapter 1 : The first meeting

Somewhere in Germany, a certain albino downed another shot of the country's finest. Turning to his rather uptight brother, a smirk plastered on his reddened face, the silverette slapped down the empty glass.

"Yo! West!" Ludwig cringed at the old nickname. Raising a hand to rub his temple, the blond nodded in response, wanting nothing but to leave the pub - to go home and get paper work done, but he was stuck here, in order to watch over the drunken mess of a brother.

"See that kid ova there?" Gilbert asked, pointing to another resident of the bar, moving across the dance floor with a bottle of beer in his grip. Ludwig nodded for a second time, folowing his brother's finger with slight interest.

"Yes? And... is he a friend of your's buder?" The German inquired, his eyebrow raised. He had to admit, his brother had a good eye.

Shaking his head, and slapping another shot down onto the counter, the drunkard shook his head. He slapped his brother across the back, a toothy grin on his face.

"Nah- thats that Arthur weirdo's rela-cousa-bro or some...fing. Alfred - or was it... uh...," the drunk tried to jog his memory, failing epicaly. "Um... whateva- all I know is... 'm bout - gon' sex 'm."

With that, Gilbert stood woosily from his seat, not giving the younger any time for protest. Not that he'd care anyway, he'd just shut him out from hearing.

Making his way toward the afore mentioned male was a slightly difficult task, testing the silverette's patience as he pushed past groping bodies and drunken lover's french kissing as if they were ready to take each other on the dancefloor then and there.

"Get outta meh way! Gah! Not awesome!" : The Prussian had been run into by two late teenagers rushing across the floor, upon coming toward his desired partner.

The boy laughed lightly as he watched an albino stagger toward him. He seemed a bit older than he was, but incredably handsome none-the less.

Blushing a dark pink, Cody brushed himself off, checking his outfit to make sure he was looking good enough for flirting. He wasn't too good with people socialy, and mentaly sighing, the younger figured he must look extremly out of place with his Zealand style clothes.

That, or the man walking toward him was a type under cover German police here to chastice him. Cody had to admit that he looked younger than actualy was, and scolded himself for not learning more about the country before flying over. He may have looked under aged to be in a bar, with men who were much older and burlier looking than him.

Being only 16, Cody turned on his heel before the silverette got too close, realizing he knew nothing about the country, and that being locked up here, would not be any good at all.

"Hey - wait! Kid- Uh - Cody!"Gilbert called to the mysterious boy, getting extremely irritated at the enormous crowd that was shoving him to and fro with the rythymm of thier intamite moves. Damn it. At least he could recall his name, the drunen memory loss wearing off slightly.

It was not awesome, having to nearly throw people out of his path trying to get to the sexy other, having to shout at him to wait. Damn that little sheep ran fast, not even turning around to see what Gilbert wanted, as he disapeared past dancers, slipping his way in between bodies and out the door.

Cussing with impatience, Gilbert followed the boy's fine arse out the door, chancing a last glimpse at his brother across the room. Well, at least he seemed to have wound down, Gil thought with a barely muffled laugh. He ran after the desired boy as soon as he spotted him, no longer paying attention to his now drunk off his arse brother.

"Hey! Hey! Cody!" The chasing had done well to sober the Prussian up, and, panting, he had finaly caught up with the boy, reaching up to grab his coat.

Cody nearly screamed when he turned around, caught by suprise at the sudden grip. He waited until the man had caught his breath, thinking up a million and one possible escape routes, but, sighing, remembered he didn't even know this place as well as he had a few years back.

Stuttering and slurring a little, Cody wondered if he could get away with playing lost, or acting as though he had only been in the bar for a phone - how had this strange man known him anyway, the only man with silver hair he knew was-

"Kid - Y- you're that kid, Arthur Kirkland's cousin or something right? Cody?" Gilbert adressed. He seemed to have caught his breath, and smiled widely at the boy before him, his purplish eyes gleaming in the moonlight.

At that moment, Cody felt his face light up with suprise and recongnition - not to mention immense relief.

"Yeah - Cody. You're the funny chap who would gag at his cooking. I 'member you and Jake would always do silly things behind his back." Cody giggled- 'silly things behind his back' had most deffinetly been an understatement, as the older would visit with his brother to play pranks on him in front of everyone, costantly set on mortifying the Brit.

Gilbert couldn't help but think a little... inaproprietly as the smaller laughed that shy laugh, still a little pink from the cold and the beer, those emarald green eyes sparkling in the light.

Resisting the urge to throw the boy over his shoulder and take him home the and there, Gilbert laughed back, the younger clearly unaware of the current bulge in his pants.

"Yeah - was - was me." He said, for lack of anything else to say. Peering around awkwardly for a second, the silverette rubbed the side of his head, trying to think of anything to say, to keep this marvel with him, talking to him, smiling that sexy smile, his cream hands held innocently behind his back.

"Well.. er - it was nice seeing you mate. I'm actually here to live with Jake for a while, till my home gets in order in New Zealand. I- I'll see you tomorow maybe?"

Gilbert shook himself out of his thoughts, turning to the speaker, who was lookign down with a slight blush, his holding out his hand for a shake. Mein Gott that was so cute.

"Ah! You don't have to. You can come to my awesome house, you're practicaly family!"

Cody seemed to be calculating it in his head before another smile broke out on his face. This was the same Gilbert that would always teach him to 'be awesome' when he was younger, who'd share his wurst, and back Arthur off whenever he had started telling scary stories.

He could see Jake anytime, as he'd be living with him until they could fix his house, and besides, he realy wanted to see Ludwig again, too, after four years of seperation.

Reaching into his pocket, the boy grabbed his cellphone, and texted his elder brother, saying he'd be staying at Gilbert's. Jake would eventualy get the message, whenever he finished chatting with Arthur long distance, and would be excited to hear that Cody had met the old family pal again.

Smiling, Cody put his cell away and turned to his host, a warm smile on his face.

"Which way to your house mate?"

A/N: Okie - Arthur's family had been living in Germany for a short time, and his parent's adopted two brothers from New Zea and Aust. So, they grew up together, and met Lud and Gil who they became childhood buddies with. Arthur and co had been in Ger for work reasons, and later moved back to England, but put Zea and Aust to a German foster home, much to Arthur's brotherly saddness ): Then, Aust got adopted by German's, while his bro got seperated by Zealander's who decided theyd bring him back home. But then, there was an earth quake, and by then, Aust was grown up, and invited Zea to live with him, as he no longer had a home. And his parents died. Aust is old enough to take care of himself leagaly now though, which is why he has his own home.

Drinking age in Germany : 16 for beer and such

Drinking in Zea kun: 18