His blue eyes seemed to deepen with emotion; the navy blue showed such deep sadness I felt tears coming to my eyes.
"Why the F are you crying?"Said Alec. Sniffing unattractively, I said "You look so sad" Starting to sob. Looking down on me with a frown, "Who the hell are you?" "I'm like your biggest fan" I started to jump up and down while holding a big sketch book (that just randomly appeared...umm) Alec started to walk a bit faster. But I started to skip with him.
"Seriously, why are your eyes all sad" "You can't see emotions in eyes u idiot" said Connie who was suddenly hovering by us. "Can too". "Can not" "Can Too" "Can not" "Can Too" "Can not". Then Alec started to float into the air whilst laughing hysterically. Connie and I both looked at each other and then ran away flailing. NOOOOOOOOO I screamed to Connie telepathically. YESSSSSSSSSSSS screamed Alec also telepathically. How did you get in our minds? MWHAHAHHAHAHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Long period of silence...
Was that you? What? Was that you? What? WAS THAT YOU? Stop yelling? I'm confused whose speaking? HeLLOO said Alec telepathically. Connie and I looked at each other. And then we looked around the forest. And suddenly a giant green ipod came out of the dark knocking trees as it went. AHHHHHHHH said Edward who was somehow sparkling in the darkness telepathically (of course) Then he started running away. "Wus" screamed Connie and then out of nowhere disappeared.
She randomly appeared out of nowhere wearing a full black ninja outfit. "HHOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAA" She said floating in the air and karate kicked the giant green IPod. Then Bella came out of the bush muttering swear words under breath. She stopped dead when she saw Connie. "Where the hell is my fricken STUPID/sparkly/husband/vampire/goblin/...
He ran away I said telepathically. "OUCH"I yelled as my telepathicallyical thought rebounded and hit me in the face. Bella looked at me and said " God your stupid, I have a kickass shield AAAAAAAAAAAAAH." But then Connie jumped up, teleported and landed on Bella's head. Then Clary ran flailing in screaming her head off. Then Sebastian came skipping in giggling hysterically.
"ALEC'S GONE Mental". "SCREAMED Connie. Then we all started a conga line and E.T started singing loudly and playing an electric guitar. Then Fang started doing cartwheels in time to the beat. Max then started singing "love story" by Taylor Swift and dancing the hockey Pokey. Everyone was now looking at her instead of the giant dead English IPOD.
Then Alec started playing with a Hula Hoop and then in a burst of flame he disappeared.
TO BE CONTINUED...