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Act I
Scene I
Joe's house
Cleveland, Quagmire and Peter are sitting around talking. Joe isn't home. He had to run out but he'll be back in a minute. Suddenly the phone rings. Peter picks it up.
"Swanson residence," Peter says
He listened for a few minutes.
"Uh-huh? Uh-huh? Uh-huh? Uh-huh? When will he be back? Uh-huh? Uh-huh? Uh-huh? Thank you"
Peter hungs up.
"Peter what's going on," Cleveland asked
"It's... well I picked up the phone and someone was on the phone and we talked and I hung up"
Joe got back before Quagmire or Cleveland could respond
"Hello everyone. I'm home"
"Oh hi Joe. That new TV you have you have is amazing"
"Thanks Peter"
"Just watching it makes me feel like I'm in Kevin- heaven"
Joe gives him a look
"Peter are you feeling okay"
"Sure"