Hello! This is Dodgeawrench ,please be nice when (and if) you review , this is the first story I have put up and this is the first story that my friend Twinkie and I have shown on public media so we are new to this. Thank you for putting up with my rambling and I hope you enjoy the story.
Disclaimer: We do not own either Hostess or Little Debbie snacks if my friend or I did own either company we would probably have a bigger allowance than we do now. Sadly nor do we own Star Wars or Lucasfilms L.T.D
Wrench and Hostess Twinkie: Episode I
Once there was a Wrench and a Hostess Twinkie. The Wrench and Hostess Twinkie both hated their life – the Wrench became dizzy whenever he had to tighten or loosen anything, and the Twinkie was in constant threat of being eaten. When reading fan fiction one day, Wrench came across the word "Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies." It said, "Hey, Twinkie, come here!" After the Wrench showed the Twinkie that there was food competition, Hostess Twinkie said," I have an idea! There is a best-food-of-the-year contest in New Mexico. Let's go!"
At the Best-Food-of-the-Year Contest: "Do you see Cosmic Brownie any where?" said Twinkie. "Not yet" replied Wrench. "There it is!" shouted Twinkie, "let's go to the judge's stand!"
At the judges' stand: "Good luck losing!" snorted the Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie. "Look! Here come the judges!" whispered Wrench to Twinkie.
"I am sooo gonna win this!" proclaimed Cosmic Brownie. "But, you'll pay a price for winning", Twinkie pointed out. "Huh?" asked Cosmic Brownie. A split-second later, judges came over and took a bite out of Cosmic Brownie. "Oww!" it screamed. Right before the judges came over to the Hostess Twinkie, it jumped from the table – and accidentally into the trashcan! "Heelllpp!" shouted Twinkie. "Oh No" thought the Wrench.
What will happen to the Hostess Twinkie? Will it be thrown out? Find out in Episode II!
If you decide to review please refrain from using expletives as I find them offensive.
-Dodgeawrench