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Ok, yeah this has nothing to do with LOTR I know, but you have to read this to understand my next LOTR story. Reveiw if you want to, but make sure you check out the next story...its Pippin's birthday!!
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Tasha walked into the hallway that led to her room. "Umm, what are you doing Morgan?" she asked. Morgan sat there in the middle of the hallway with her eyes closed. "My name is no longer Morgan. I changed it to Swims with Salmon," she replied. "What?"asked Tasha. "Swims with Salmon is my new name and I will not answer to anything else," said Morgan. "Fine Shaves with Seals, but what I really want to know is why you're sitting in the middle of my hallway on an empty fish...bowl..ok where did you put my fish?" Tasha said as she looked around. "Your fish are safe. I would never hurt anything," Morgan said in a peaceful voice. "You're about to hurt yourself if you dont get off that fish bowl because its going to break.
Then I will have no place to put my burping fish and they will die," Tasha said. Morgan opened her eyes and got off the fishbowl and said very softly, "Fine, have it your way. Just come in here and interrupt me in the middle of my meditation." "Listen Shaves with Seals, you're in MY house. If you want to meditate, go home." Morgan clenched her fists and said," My name is SWIMS WITH SALMON!! NOT Shaves with Seals....Swims with Salmon." Tasha sat down. "Ok, let me get this straight. You changed your name to some messed up Indian name, you rmeditating in my hallway...and your all peaceful...ahh I think I know what your doing. You're acting like..a hippie!" Morgan smirked. "Actually Tasha, I'm not being a hippie. I am cleansing my spirit." Tasha laughed and said,"Oh you mean the same spirit that shaves with the seals?" Morgan glared at her. "Hmm ok whatever. Where did you get these ideas anyway?" Tasha said examining her fingers.
Morgan smiled enthusiastically and said,"From this lovely little book called 'Cleansing Your Spirit' by Ann Peace." Tasha asked to see the book. Morgan ran into Tasha's room and grabbed a big blue book and brought it out and handed it to Tasha. Tasha read the back for about 30 seconds and then walked into the bathroom, tossed it into the toilet and flushed it. "Oops look at what I did...silly me!" Morgan rolled her eyes.
"Tasha, I am not stupid. The book can't fit in the toilet. But I hate to tell you...you just flushed your goldfish." Tasha's eyes widened. "Wha-wha-what?" Morgan put her hands on her hips. "Well I told you I would never hurt anything, so I put them in the toilet because it had more room than the sink. And your rash actions caused this catastrophe to happen.I hope you learn something valueable from this." Tasha just gaped and stared at the empty toilet. "Oh and I think before you say anything, you should read Chapter 21 of my book on Controlling Anger," Morgan said and handed her the book.
Tasha took the book, smiled at Morgan, then let out a war cry and threw the book on the ground. Then she began to stomp on it until Morgan grabbed it. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" she screamed. Tasha took a deep breath and said," Killing your flippin' book." Morgan's face began to turn red. "Oh wait Morgan, dont get mad. Remember Chapter 21!" Tasha said mockingly. Morgan threw herself on the ground and began kicking and screaming. Tasha watched her for a minute then said,"Well what's wrong with you?" Morgan stopped throwing a fit and sat up. "What's wrong with me? Whats wrong with me you ask?? I'll tell you whats wrong with me. I am sitting here trying to cleanse my spirit and I am almost done with Part 6, and then you go and trash my book! THAT is what is wrong with me." Tasha nodded and put a sympathetic look on her face.
Morgan stood up and straightened her clothes. "But I am alright with that. Because I dont get angry." Tasha raised her eyebrow but said,"Umm right. Ok, so to celebrate your umm..new found cleansed spiritness..wanna go to Dairy Queen?" Morgan shook her head. "Sorry Tasha. I am on a new diet...only water for a week." Tasha shook her head."And uh..lemme guess...it helps you to 'cleanse your spirit'?" Morgan nodded.
Tasha laughed an evil laugh." Hehehehe yeah, we'll see how long that lasts when I come home with ice cream." Morgan glared at her."You wouldn't." Tasha just smiled."What flavor do you think I should get? Chocolate or strawberry..." Morgans face began to turn red. "Oh remember Chapter 21 Morgan...dont get mad.." Then she went out the door. Morgan glared at the door and then went and got a pillow and screamed into it. Alittle while later Tasha came back home. "Oh Morgi!!" Morgan came running down the hallway. "Hey there I brought some..lets see I have some chocolate cones and a strawberry one...and I got your favorite..banana milkshake!" She started to hand it to Morgan, then she gasped and said," Oh! Morgan! I am sorry I almost forgot your diet..so sorry! Oh but here..." and she reached over and handed Morgan a glass of water.
Morgan took the water looked at it for awhile, then ran and threw it out the window. "Screw the diet!" she said. Tasha shook her head." No no no. Check the book. See you can only have water." Morgan threw up her hands."Screw the book!" "No, here why dont you go in a different room so you wont be tempted by all this yummy ice cream," said Tasha. Morgan yelled,"FINE!" and stomped off. Then she got an idea and went back into the kitchen."You know what Tasha, as part of my spirit cleansing I think I need to take some of this ice cream and take it to a homeless shelter so the homeless can enjoy it." Tasha shrugged and handed Morgan some ice cream cones and a couple of milkshakes. "I think I will take some water for myself too," Morgan said. She went over to the faucet and filled a water bottle. Then she went out the door.
After looking back in the window to make sure Tasha was still there, Morgan crept around the back of the house and went in through Tasha's bedroom window.She set all the food down on the bed and was deciding what to eat first when Tasha came into the room."Morgan!! What are you doing! Your only supposed to drink water, remember?" Morgan dumped the water on the floor and held up the empty bottle." I ran out," she said.
Tasha took all of the food and started to go out the door but she accidently dropped a milkshake cup. Morgan dove for it and took a big long sip before Tasha could stop her. Tasha shrugged and left.
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Ok, yeah this has nothing to do with LOTR I know, but you have to read this to understand my next LOTR story. Reveiw if you want to, but make sure you check out the next story...its Pippin's birthday!!
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Tasha walked into the hallway that led to her room. "Umm, what are you doing Morgan?" she asked. Morgan sat there in the middle of the hallway with her eyes closed. "My name is no longer Morgan. I changed it to Swims with Salmon," she replied. "What?"asked Tasha. "Swims with Salmon is my new name and I will not answer to anything else," said Morgan. "Fine Shaves with Seals, but what I really want to know is why you're sitting in the middle of my hallway on an empty fish...bowl..ok where did you put my fish?" Tasha said as she looked around. "Your fish are safe. I would never hurt anything," Morgan said in a peaceful voice. "You're about to hurt yourself if you dont get off that fish bowl because its going to break.
Then I will have no place to put my burping fish and they will die," Tasha said. Morgan opened her eyes and got off the fishbowl and said very softly, "Fine, have it your way. Just come in here and interrupt me in the middle of my meditation." "Listen Shaves with Seals, you're in MY house. If you want to meditate, go home." Morgan clenched her fists and said," My name is SWIMS WITH SALMON!! NOT Shaves with Seals....Swims with Salmon." Tasha sat down. "Ok, let me get this straight. You changed your name to some messed up Indian name, you rmeditating in my hallway...and your all peaceful...ahh I think I know what your doing. You're acting like..a hippie!" Morgan smirked. "Actually Tasha, I'm not being a hippie. I am cleansing my spirit." Tasha laughed and said,"Oh you mean the same spirit that shaves with the seals?" Morgan glared at her. "Hmm ok whatever. Where did you get these ideas anyway?" Tasha said examining her fingers.
Morgan smiled enthusiastically and said,"From this lovely little book called 'Cleansing Your Spirit' by Ann Peace." Tasha asked to see the book. Morgan ran into Tasha's room and grabbed a big blue book and brought it out and handed it to Tasha. Tasha read the back for about 30 seconds and then walked into the bathroom, tossed it into the toilet and flushed it. "Oops look at what I did...silly me!" Morgan rolled her eyes.
"Tasha, I am not stupid. The book can't fit in the toilet. But I hate to tell you...you just flushed your goldfish." Tasha's eyes widened. "Wha-wha-what?" Morgan put her hands on her hips. "Well I told you I would never hurt anything, so I put them in the toilet because it had more room than the sink. And your rash actions caused this catastrophe to happen.I hope you learn something valueable from this." Tasha just gaped and stared at the empty toilet. "Oh and I think before you say anything, you should read Chapter 21 of my book on Controlling Anger," Morgan said and handed her the book.
Tasha took the book, smiled at Morgan, then let out a war cry and threw the book on the ground. Then she began to stomp on it until Morgan grabbed it. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" she screamed. Tasha took a deep breath and said," Killing your flippin' book." Morgan's face began to turn red. "Oh wait Morgan, dont get mad. Remember Chapter 21!" Tasha said mockingly. Morgan threw herself on the ground and began kicking and screaming. Tasha watched her for a minute then said,"Well what's wrong with you?" Morgan stopped throwing a fit and sat up. "What's wrong with me? Whats wrong with me you ask?? I'll tell you whats wrong with me. I am sitting here trying to cleanse my spirit and I am almost done with Part 6, and then you go and trash my book! THAT is what is wrong with me." Tasha nodded and put a sympathetic look on her face.
Morgan stood up and straightened her clothes. "But I am alright with that. Because I dont get angry." Tasha raised her eyebrow but said,"Umm right. Ok, so to celebrate your umm..new found cleansed spiritness..wanna go to Dairy Queen?" Morgan shook her head. "Sorry Tasha. I am on a new diet...only water for a week." Tasha shook her head."And uh..lemme guess...it helps you to 'cleanse your spirit'?" Morgan nodded.
Tasha laughed an evil laugh." Hehehehe yeah, we'll see how long that lasts when I come home with ice cream." Morgan glared at her."You wouldn't." Tasha just smiled."What flavor do you think I should get? Chocolate or strawberry..." Morgans face began to turn red. "Oh remember Chapter 21 Morgan...dont get mad.." Then she went out the door. Morgan glared at the door and then went and got a pillow and screamed into it. Alittle while later Tasha came back home. "Oh Morgi!!" Morgan came running down the hallway. "Hey there I brought some..lets see I have some chocolate cones and a strawberry one...and I got your favorite..banana milkshake!" She started to hand it to Morgan, then she gasped and said," Oh! Morgan! I am sorry I almost forgot your diet..so sorry! Oh but here..." and she reached over and handed Morgan a glass of water.
Morgan took the water looked at it for awhile, then ran and threw it out the window. "Screw the diet!" she said. Tasha shook her head." No no no. Check the book. See you can only have water." Morgan threw up her hands."Screw the book!" "No, here why dont you go in a different room so you wont be tempted by all this yummy ice cream," said Tasha. Morgan yelled,"FINE!" and stomped off. Then she got an idea and went back into the kitchen."You know what Tasha, as part of my spirit cleansing I think I need to take some of this ice cream and take it to a homeless shelter so the homeless can enjoy it." Tasha shrugged and handed Morgan some ice cream cones and a couple of milkshakes. "I think I will take some water for myself too," Morgan said. She went over to the faucet and filled a water bottle. Then she went out the door.
After looking back in the window to make sure Tasha was still there, Morgan crept around the back of the house and went in through Tasha's bedroom window.She set all the food down on the bed and was deciding what to eat first when Tasha came into the room."Morgan!! What are you doing! Your only supposed to drink water, remember?" Morgan dumped the water on the floor and held up the empty bottle." I ran out," she said.
Tasha took all of the food and started to go out the door but she accidently dropped a milkshake cup. Morgan dove for it and took a big long sip before Tasha could stop her. Tasha shrugged and left.