Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!

A/N: HURRAY~ this seems to have gotten very popular so I've decided to do one for my dearest home state, yaoi is allowed and if you are curious of what I ship… USUK, GerIta, RoChu… and whatever the heck else you can think of XDD I ship basically everyone!


Dear World~

Hello~! It is very nice to meet you all, I'm The State of Missouri~ America's 24th daughter if you're curious, I would be very happy if you'd all write to me~ Everyone seems to be writing these letters lately and I've decided to give it a try! Kansas says that I need to talk to other nations/states/territories/capitals besides Mr. Russia and Alaska~ (says that it can't be good for my health…) B-But Mr. Russia is a nice person, honest~! ^ ^ I'll take basically anyone's letters except for the French Bastard - -" He can go to hell... I can deal with anyone except for him... So if you are reading this you pervert. I hope you burn~ *smiles*

I'm also very lonely... no one comes to visit me except for Kansas and Alaska...

People always tell me that I'm dense and that I need to read the atmosphere… if any of you know where I can find this book please tell me~!

With a Smile~

The State of Missouri

Misae "Missouri" Jones (or Misty if you can't pronounce that~)

P.S. I'll probably answer all your letters right away since I am currently on lock down at the moment


A/N: Why do you ask does my state have a Native American name? … "Missourian Indians"? I don't know XD! Please leave a letter~ and you are free to write what you want… I SHALL REPLY TO THEM ALL! MUHAHAHAHAHA~!

Oh, and Missouri's human name means: "White Sun" if you're wondering = )