I in no part large or small own the teen titans and have no right to use the intellectual property of their respected owners in any way.But I did anyway ;). Blah Blah Blah you've heard this before. Oh and also please review!
And as the day closed for the young titian on the roof he thought about if his request would ever be heard. To pass time he thought back to when this idea began and isn't sounding so good as when he first thought of it. You see two or three weeks ago he was discussing with the other titans that there weren't enough verity of powers to capture all of the possible villains so he sent out a help ad in the newspaper for one. Bad idea. Over two weeks and no response! Like there are super powered teens that aren't in a team. Well there are some like "The Kilo Watt Kid" a strange 12-year-old kid in a light ball suit that also had a small battery in it or "The old orange" witch is a 79-year-old man that is missing teeth and wears a bunch of orange peals that might be older then him.
The only door on the roof of the giant "T" creaked open reveling a floating alien girl in a purple skirt with a message "Robin," She startled him "there is someone at the door for you."
"Thank you" he said to Starfire. Then Robin though that it maybe people answering his message. He was delighted.
Robin went all the way down stairs to the lowest floor and when robin opened the door he saw a sight he wished he never saw. There were two people in the doorway. One was male and one was female with a bag of some sort of luggage apiece.
The male put his hand out and said, "Hi I'm Willy and this is Libby and we would like to apply for the job as a titan. You'd probably have noticed that we are nudists. Will that affect the job?"
"That depends" the boy wonder replied "does your lack of clothing help your ability to get the bad guy?"
"No, you see, when we are chasseing a male villain, Libby will run out in front of him and stun him with her body. He would just stand there in shock and aw. Then I tie him up with a rope. So fare like that I have never lost one man that way."
"And what if the culprit is a female?"
"Well, then I would run in front of her and show her my package and wail she is distracted, usually puking or laughing, Libby will tie her up with a rope. But that only works about every other time we have attempted it. On the times that it doesn't work it's because she starts running away and we can't catch her."
Robin said whale his eyebrow "Interesting", he paused to think and finally said "Ok your hired. Go get your stuff. I'll show you to your room"
Robin brought the two nudists to the only empty bedroom in the tower. The room was large, approximately 30ft by 40ft with only one bed. The bed had a circler metal frame with a soft spring mattress with white linen sheets. The walls were white with a shorted out lamp in the corner pulsating. Across from the door there was a large window spanning just over half of the wall. The window had semitransparent white cloth with moth holes from prior adventures.
"Well here is you room" the caped boy said, "we can get you another bed but it wont be here for a couple of weeks. Sorry."
"No its ok, Willy and I sleep together for… um… warmth and some times I get nightmares and he comforts me." Said the naked female.
Surprised, Robin said "Oh…Kay… I'm not going to ask any questions" and walked away.
"Well no one ever does" replayed the male nudist.
The new titans started to unpack their few belongings but back downstairs a problem was arising about the nudity of the two new titans.
The argument stared by a discussed girl in a dark blue bathing suit in a on the main floor of the giant T.
"I'm not comfortable with the new people"
"Why" robin questioned.
"Well, I just don't like seeing a certain small dangling body part on that man or anything else that I might have the misfortune to see." she replayed.
"Well-" robin was about to respond to Raven's comment but Beastboy interrupted him before he had the chance to finish his statement.
"I kind of like that girl. Can she stay?"
Starfire interjected "I like both of them! Can they stay? Can they stay? Please?"
Robin came up with an answer to this problem and to the alien's want for them and said "Why don't we get to know them for a week, see how they fight and then we will vote and see if they should stay. Does that sound fair Raven?"
"Sure whatever but keep them away from me when I'm meditating. Or any other time at that." she answered in an angry manner.
"And how about everyone else?" Robin inquired.
"Sure" they all said. Beastboy sounded the happiest.
Then nudists stayed in their room for the rest of the day and night but if you past by they're room you would hear some odd sounds coming form there room. What these sounds actually were I don't know but some sounds were identified by some of the titans that passed by their room. Some include moaning, the cracking of whips and music by Marvin Gay.
Thank you for reading my story. I hope you like it. And again I will ask you to review (no flames just constructive criticism please). See you again in the next chapter!