Title: Too Much Fun With Music and Pranks

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: T for mild language, mild violence, some crude and sexual humor.

Summary: All of our favorite mechs and femmes and humans have way too much time and fun on their hands and servos when it comes to music and pulling pranks.

~Chapter One~

Pink Elephant on Parade

Author's Notice:
I was going through my MP3 player, listening to all of my music and with a lot of the songs I have, which is a wide variety of music, I just couldn't help but picture all of our favorite Cybertronians and humans just having way too much fun with great songs, annoying songs and just down right hilarious songs. I thought I'd share my thoughts with everyone else. This fanfic doesn't exactly have a tie with all of my other stories but it will have all of our favorites in it, having too much fun. That includes all of my OCs. I think you'll get the idea once you start reading. I highly recommend readers to listen to the songs as they read so that you can picture it better in their heads. Lol. And yes, I do have a weird variety of different songs on my MP3 player, including this very first song. I do happen to be quite the Disney fan, if not a fan of all music.

Song Used For Chapter:
Pink Elephants on Parade-Dumbo

"ARGHHHHHH! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'M GOING TO KILL THEM!"

Everyone in the entire Cybertronian base when they heard that very familiar ANGRY voice bellowing throughout the halls of the base. A lot of people, mechs, femmes and humans jumped and looked around wildly for the most bad tempered mech that they even had around. And judging by the sound of it, the twins had probably pranked Ironhide to cause up an uproar of laughter once again. It definitely had the humans, the Autobots and the allied Decepticons looking towards the main entrance of the main hangar, awaiting for the Autobot Weapons Specialist to come in.

Of course when Ironhide came storming in, everyone froze with shock, horror or just burst into heavy laughter when they saw him.

The usually charcol black colored mech was doused in bubblegum pink paint, completely all over. He was completely pink everywhere. It was clear that the twins had painted him while he had been in recharge. It just couldn't be helped that everyone; humans, Autobots and Decepticons burst into laughter, pointing at the enraged Weapons Specialist, even while he was glaring around the room looking for the culprits.

"WHERE ARE THEY?! I'M GOING TO RIP THEM...!" Ironhide snarled.

Suddenly, throughout the entire main hangar, trumpets cut off the angry mech's words, and everyone stopped laughing, looking around. The familiar music that many remembered from their childhood began playing, making everyone look around with surprise and apprehension. The soldiers and even some of the Cybertronians were already snickering as they looked for the troublesome duo that they knew were responsible for this whole thing.

And just as they expected, here came Sideswipe and Sunstreaker marching into the base, with Hot Rod and Flare-Up right behind them.

Ironhide growled at the sight of them and even started forward but a snickering Optimus Prime and Ratchet grabbed his arms, keeping him back. They honestly wanted to see this from the beginning to the end. Only when it was over, they would allow him to seek the much deserved revenge on the troubling four for his humiliation.

All four lined up side by side, still marching in place while everyone was laughing hard and watching with interest at what they were doing.

"Look out! Look out!" All four acted out as they placed their hands over their optics and began looking around as if looking for something. Then they looked right at Ironhide, looking almost mockingly horrified to see such a pink, fuming mech like him.

"Pink elephants on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They're here and there
Pink elephants ev'rywhere"

"Look out! Look out!
They're walking around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
Pink elephants on parade"

"What'll I do? What'll I do? What an unusual view!"Sideswipe was pointing right at Ironhide and looking as if he was terrified, which only added on to Ironhide glaring murderiously at him.

"I could stand the sight of worms. And look at microscopic germs. But technicolor pachyderms. Is really much for me."Both Sunstreaker and Hot Rod sang out, scooting back away from Ironhide.

"I am not the type to faint. When things are odd or things are quaint. But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright!" Flare-Up acted as if she was swooning about to faint and that just added everyone to laugh at her.

"What a sight!
Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
I'm afraid need your aid
Pink elephants on parade!

Pink elephants!
Pink elephants!
Pink elephants!
Pink elephants!"

The lyrics might have stopped but the music continued to playing, taking on a more Egyptian sound to it. And as it had, the four trouble makers began to dance to the music, their arms curved up and down at their sides. With Sideswipe in the front and Sunstreaker in the back while Hot Rod and Flare-Up were in between the two brothers, they began to walk as if they were Egyptian. Everyone was laughing harder as they watched Sideswipe and Flare-Up move in sync as they crouched down before jolting up while Sunstreaker and Hot Rod stood up and they continued to do so until the music changed into a more waltzy type of song.

Only then did Sideswipe and Sunstreaker pair up with each other while Hot Rod and Flare-Up paired up and began waltzing around the main hangar, ignoring the roaring laughter from all that watched them or the fuming Ironhide. They twirled with each other and even bent each other backwards before going on with their waltz.

It was only then Ironhide couldn't help it any longer. He was pissed that they had done this.

With a roar of anger, he charged forward, even as the song took on a more upbeat jazzy tune. He charged at the four, ready to beat them into piles of scrap.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!" Sideswipe and Sunstreaker screamed in a high pitched way and dove backwards to start running.

Hot Rod and Flare-Up squealed as they spun around, transforming as fast as they could and sped out of the room, leaving poor Sideswipe and Sunstreaker to take the blunt of Ironhide's anger, since it had been their idea in the first place. They were out of the room, leaving the twins screaming in fear and pleading as Ironhide chased them around the main hanger, while the other occupants were practically rolling around on the ground, laughing so hard that it hurt.

It did not help for one second when the two twins bumped into each other's shoulders while running away from Ironhide did they go spinning off on their wheels with yelps.

Only a few stopped laughing to watch as the twins went spinning around each other until they tripped over each other again and went sprawling right into barrels of oil that had just come in from a shipment. They were covered in oil by the end of it, while everyone was just laughing and pounding their fists against the ground.

Nonetheless, it was Ironhide's turn to stop and roar with laughter to see both of them covered in oil. He was joined by everyone right with him, all pointing and laughing at the twins' crazy antics.

"Sides!" Dawn Jade Adams, aka Sunriser cried as she hurried over towards her spark mate while Maggie Madsen rushed over to Sunstreaker to see if he was okay. The former human turned into Cybertronian hurried over to her husband and lightly touched his face as he groaned in embarrassment. She snickered a little, realizing just how embarrassed Sideswipe was. "You goofball." She said before she kissed him, making him grin. "Come on. Get up and let's go to the wash racks. I'll help you get cleaned up."

Sideswipe only grinned as he sent a wink to Sunstreaker, who spared his own right back when Maggie offered to give him a wash, himself.

Mission accomplished!

Author's Note:
Welp, what do you think? I got a whole load of songs and pranks coming up for all of our favorite alien robots to do. But if anyone wants any requests, just let me know what song you would like to see them play around with.

Though the next song will probably be Blaster's turn to play around with an awesome song.