on the cover of the first artemis fowl book, he looks pretty much exactly like a younger tony stark to me, and he even has the same hair and same red glasses! They look pretty much identical, and they are both genius billionairs, just sayin. I know this will get like two reads ever, but I just had to... I don't think there are many spelling mistakes so enjoy!

SETTING: STARK TOWER

"You look like me." Tony said looking down at Artemis, a young pale boy in a suit and red sunglasses with dark hair. Tony was wearing a suit and red sunglasses that were almost identical, along with the same type of hair (though his was slightly ridden with grey).

"And you I, So, I hear you're a genius, yet you drink such fluids that will muddle your already age influenced brain."

Tony raised his eyebrows in surprise, putting down his glass of gin thoughtfully. "Hey, I might be older then you but pretty much everyone is, you're like, 11 right?" "11? I'm 13" "I was pretty close, and I also hear you're a billionaire?" "That's true, an Irish billionair" "Oh, I don't hear any accent" "I can hide it" "So, why don't we go out on the patio and talk" "I'd rather stay inside, sun doesn't suit me well."

He's so weird, Tony thought.

Tony pulled out a chair for each of them and they sat down. "Well, we're both the same in the aspect of money and brains, but you see, I'm a philanthropist."

Artemis laughed a cold laugh and Tony smiled. "And you're a criminal."

He stopped laughing and stared at Stark.

"Heh, I was once a child prodigy like you, JARVIS, get me some alcohol..." He said sadly, and JARVIS replied 'Yes Sir'

A moment or two later a glass of whiskey descended from above, and Tony grabbed it. "Interesting..." Artemis muttered softly. His brain was whizzing like no tomorrow, thinking up ways he could hack into JARVIS. Of course, It would not be easy, Stark almost had brains set to his, but he drank far too much (being a playboy and all) and was too easily distracted.

"Thats 'Just A Rather Very Intelligent System' aka JARVIS. Yeah, it's kinda a stupid name but..." Tony shrugged. "Yes, so, how does JARVIS work?" "Like I'm going to tell you, I'm not stupid. I'm arrogant but not idiotic. So, Isn't Artemis a girls name? Like, you know that goddess?"

He hated being told he had a girls name.

"Artemis, the Greek Godesss of the moon and hunting. But it's also a males name. And Tony can also be a girls name if spelt with an I instead of a Y" "Really? Cool." "Actually , (Tony laughed a bit, thinking the kid really was foul) Artemis appears to be only a woman's name" JARVIS said in his cool robotic voice.

Artemis scowled. "Why don't you like the sun?" Tony asked, changing the subject "It doesn't make me look good, and it's torrid outside at the moment. I'd rather be inside from its damaging rays"

"So, we both have names that could be girls names, same hair, sameish suit -mine's classier but- same glasses and are both geniuses. Despite me having a sense of fun and humor, and I'm... older... we're practicly very close."

Artemis sighed, they were nothing alike.