The Wrong DN Angel Script
Me: I don't own anything.
Dark: What's this story about?
Me: You'll see.
Daiskue: I have a bad feeling about this.
Me: Okay so let's get this show on the road shall we? Places everyone and let's begin!
Dark: Daiskue change into me! I want to...
Me: Cut! Dark that line was all wrong. It was supposed to be "I got it: the Gem of Sumata." Where did you get that line from anyway?
Dark: The script.
Me: Let me see the script.
Dark: Here you go(hands me the script)
Me: Danggit they sent you guys the wrong script. This is the random script that I created for fun. I'm gonna fire them. Ugh. Oh well we're all here so let's just act this one out.
Everyone: Whatever
Me: Okay Dark act out that first line again.
Dark: (whiney voice) Daiskue please change into me.
Daiskue: No Dark. I'm going on a date with Riku.
Dark: But I...Wait WHAT?
Riku: Oh you have got to be kidding me.
Me: Nope. This is my script so we're doing this my way. We're not changing anything.
Dark: Can't we change it a little bit?
Daiskue: I have no problem with the script. In fact I like it. (Gets glares from Dark and Riku and gulps.)
Riku: Please change it. I don't want to be stuck with that pervert.
Dark: PERVERT!
Riku: Yeah. You're the one who kissed me without permission!
Dark: I only did it to shut you up!
Riku: Exactly that's why you're a..
Me: Guys! Shut up right now! We are not changing the script. Now say the line again and put some more feeling into it. You're begging Daiskue to let you go on a date with your love.
Dark: But I love her. Please let me take over and go on this date.
Daiskue: No.(walks up to Riku's door and knocks. Door opens and Risa stands in the doorway)
Risa: Hey Daiskue.
Daiskue: Hey Risa.
Risa: RIKU DAISKUE IS HERE!
Riku: (comes out of a room on the second floor) Geez Risa did you have to yell? (walks down the stairs and to the doorway)
Daiskue: Hey Riku.
Riku: Hey Daiskue.
Daiskue: Are you ready to go?
Riku: Yeah come on.
Risa: Have fun.
Daiskue: Bye Risa.
Risa: Bye.
Riku: So where are we going?(holds Daiskue's hand)
Dark: I officially hate you Daiskue.
Daiskue: (ignores Dark) I thought we would go to the park.
Riku: Okay.
Dark: Daiskue I swear I will kill you...Okay I can't do this.
Me: You will or else.(glares at Dark)
Dark: (gulps) Fine. Daiskue I swear I will kill you while you're asleep.
Daiskue(in his mind) Oh shut up.
Riku: (shivers)
Daiskue: Do you want to go somewhere where it's warm?
Riku: No. The park is fine.
Dark: Daiskue please. What if Krad shows up?
Daiskue: (in his mind) If that happens then I'll change into you but for now shut up!
Dark: Fine.
Riku: Daiskue are you alright?
Daiskue: Huh? Yeah I'm fine. Come on let's go sit down.(Leads Riku to a bench and sits down.)
Riku: (shivers again)
Daiskue: (wraps arm around Rike and pulls her close to him) Are you sure you don't want to go somewhere else?
Riku: Yeah I'm fine(lays head on Daiskue's shoulder)
Dark: (clenches fist) Just wait till we get home. I'll have Koskue separate us and I will kill you.
Daiskue: (in his mind) I never knew you were the jealous type.
Riku: It's so pretty. (looks out over the ocean)
Daiskue: Yeah it is.(turns Riku's head to face him and puts one hand under her chin. Lifts her face up and kisses her gently.)
Dark: WHY YOU LITTLE! NOW I'M REALLY GONNA MURDER YOU!)
Daiskue: It's getting colder. I think we better head home.(stands up then helps Riku up)
Riku: You're right.(holds Daiskue's hand and walks close to him.)
(10 minutes later)
Daiskue: Well here we are.
Riku: I had a great time tonight.
Daiskue: I did too.(removes his hand from hers and cups her cheek. Leans down and gently kisses her on the lips again)
Dark: DAISKUE!)
Daiskue: Goodnight Riku.
Riku: Goodnight Daiskue.
Daiskue: (waves and walks off)
Me: Now was that part so hard? Dark the lovey dovey part between you and Risa is done. You get to beat Daiskue up in this next part Dark. Does that make up for me making you love Riku?
Daiskue: WHAT?
Dark: I guess.
Daiskue: I'm scared.
Me: Oh shut up. I'm not changing the script. This a love/humor play.
Daiskue: Fine.
Me: Okay let's begin then.
Daiskue: (walks into the house) I'm home.
Koskue: How was your date?
Daiskue: Good.(suddenly begins to change into finishes and Dark is now standing in Daiskue's place)
Dark: Koskue can you separate Daiskue and me?(Dark grins evilly)
Koskue: Why?
Dark: Because I need to show Daiskue something but he has to be in person to see it.
Koskue: If you're gonna beat him up do it outside. Emiko isn't here but when she gets back I don't want her to see any blood on the floor.
Dark: Whatever.
Koskue: (picks up the rutile and points it at Dark. The rutile begins to glow and Daiskue is suddenly standing beside Dark) Good luck Daiskue.
Dark: I'm giving you 5 seconds to run away. 5..4
Daiskue: (runs out of the room towards the backyard) Dad I hate you!
Dark: 3..2..1(chases after Daiskue.)
Daiskue: Please don't beat me up Dark. Please don't OWWW.
Dark: You know I keep my promises
Me: I'm not going to go into details about the fight but let's say the next morning Daiskue wakes up covered in bruises.
Dark: (grinning like a cheshire cat) I warned you last night.
Daiskue: Shut up.(walks downstairs and into the living room)
Emiko: (Turns around to look at Daiskue and her eyes widen. She hurrys over to Daiskue) Daiskue what happened to you!
Daiskue: (faces his dad) I hate you.
Koskue: Sorry Daiskue but I had to. You would've gotten beat up anyway. Dark could've taken over while you were asleep. So I was sorta doing you a favor. Now sit down and eat.(points to table)
Emiko: Dark beat you up! Dark I know you can hear me! You're grounded for 2 weeks. That means no transforming and no thieving!
Dark: Danggit.
Daiskue: (in his head)Haha.
Dark: Shut up.
Emiko: Go sit down at the table and I'll get you your breakfast.
Daiskue: (walks over to the table and sits down. Emiko brings his breakfast over to him and begins to eat) How am I gonna explain this to everyone at school?
Daiki: (looks up from newspaper) Say you fell down the stairs. They'll believe that with how clumsy you are.
Daiskue: Why me?
Me: Cut!
Dark: What now?
Me: Uh you're done you idiot. Look at the script.
Dark: (looks down at script) Oh.
Me: (slaps forehead with hand) Okay now that we're done everyone can go home. Be here tomorrow and we'll act out the right script. Now I have to go fire a couple of people. SAEHARA YOU'RE FIRED! YOU TOO KRAD!
Dark: Haha Krad got fired.
Me: I'd shut up if I were you.
Riku: Whatever I'm going home. Come on Risa.(grabs Risa'a hand)
Risa: But I wanna stay with Dark.(fights against Riku's grip)
Dark: Um I have to go help Jamison.(looks at me with pleading eyes)
Me: Yeah he has to help me move some props around.
Risa: Oh well I'll see you tomorrow Dark.(walks out with Riku)
Daiskue: Wait I'll go with you!(runs after Riku and Risa)
Me: You owe me one.
Dark: Thanks.
Me: (I get ready to walk away but Dark grabs my wrist) What are you...?
Dark: (cups my face and kisses me. He breaks the kiss and looks to the left.)
Me: ( I stand there for a second then I regain my composure)
Dark: (begins to shake)
Me: What's wrong?
Dark: The fan girls are coming.
Me: You have to get out of here but you have to take me with you.
Dark: (Looks at me) Why?
Me: I'm pretty sure they saw us kiss.
Dark: You're right.(picks me up by my waist. Suddenly the ground begins to shake and a army of fan girls come into view)
Fan girl: There's Dark! Let's get him!
Dark: Hold on!(flys into the air just as the fan girls close in)
Me: Thank God.(I wipe my forehead)
Dark: How did they find out where I was?
(Goes to Riku, Daiskue, and Risa)
Riku: (grins evilly) Haha. I knew those fan girls would go crazy if I told them where Dark was.
Risa: You're cruel.
Riku: (Shrugs shoulders) Eh. Now let's go inside. It's cold.(heads towards the door)
Daiskue: Okay. I hope Dark likes the fan girl army. It's what he gets for going through with the script and beating me up.(follows Riku inside)
Risa: You guys are too cruel to Dark.
Riku and Daiskue: (shrugs shoulders) Eh.
Risa: Ugh!(follows Riku and Daiskue inside)
Okay this was my first fanfiction so it's not the best. Sorry to those who like Satoshi I just couldn't find a place to put him in. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT MY IMAGINATION!