Evenstar, Evenstay

by Lasgalendil

Legolas would like some wine, Gimli would prefer some pipe weed, Ida Anderson would like her fiancé back, dammit…and Spiderman will just have a coke, then. The adventures of the Sue Slayers continues in this indispensable sequel and closing chapter to the Evenstar, Evenstill saga. Or, as they said it in the olden days, "To Mirkwood, and Beyond!"

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Nah. Just kidding. I'm only fucking with you*.

But after what happened last time*-

…oh, wait, that's right. Spoilers.

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*I mean, that's one of those weird turns of phrase, right? Because intercourse literally means 'between', whereas fuck just means 'bang together'…you can give a fuck, not give a fuck, you can be fucked or just be a fuck, but you always have to fuck something, even if it's just yourself. It's a necessary transitive.

[Unless, of course, the subject of the sentence is the first person plural subjective pronoun. English, bitches. And you thought learning Sindarin grammar would be hard...]

*You can read all about that in Evenstar, Evenstill and Evenstar, Evenstranger…assuming I've gotten my lazy ass/act together and gotten the damn thing published.