Kairi loved Tyler* Wagner. But L also loved Kairi* so he killed Tyler. Kairi was extremely confused, so she died. L was depressed and lonely. Light therefore killed himself. L died. Tyler James was amazing~. Then the moogles killed him. Reincarnation failed, due to equivalent exchange. But Roy lost his pants* in the transmutation. Everyone died~. Except Tamaki. Ed is controlling him. Then God sent Izumi Curtis to kill Tamaki. Nekozawa danced because he was drugged by Chikiyama, who exploded (courtesy of Atomic Shoe Company) AKA Astro Boots, which Hikaru and Kaoru manufactured. Marluxia is an employee at the Atomic Shoe Company which makes rose-scented atomic shoes that glow. Tamaki therefore used them to lure Izumi Curtis into the ENDLESS HALLWAY OF DOOM. Belzenef then destroyed the Atomic Shoe Company and Nekozawa cried. Then Ed ate Belzenef. Unfortunately, Belzenef was actually and atomic shoe. But Ed didn't explode for Tyler Wagner* ate Nekozawa. Zombies attacked and Izumi killed herself since Marluxia went crazy. But the Atomic Shoe Company Belzenef EXPLODED so everyone died.
THE END.
*: O.o
~: You're kidding, right?
AN: If there's anything completely idiotic sounding, blame it on my classmate Tyler. No, really. I mean, who the heck is Chikiyama? And why call them 'Astro Boots' when 'Atomic Shoe' works fine? Meh.