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Well, here's a story I was planing on posting after I finish "The 11 Kingdoms", but its not doing so hot, so I sped up on posting this to see how you all like it. It's a ItaSasu, rated for later chapters and soon to be Tayuya's fowl mouth.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I'm just a fan.

Pranks Make The world Go 'Round

Chapter 1: Prankers

Two teens ran down the wide dirt road if their 1700s village. One was a girl, rather skinny for her age with short pink hair and aqua green eyes dressed in a dark red tunic and musty, brown, baggy leather pants. The other was a boy, short but fast with spiky blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. His attire was a bright orange, baggy shirt with dirty green shorts.

They barged through stalls and farmers flocking their fowl and cattle into town. They reached the edge of town and turned down a cobble stone road leading to the richest family's old home. Yes, old home. They had been wiped out by one of their own a number of years ago, leaving the murderer, the oldest son of the main family, and one other, the youngest son of the main family. And that's exactly who they were going to see.

As they got to the slightly rusted gate, they jumped on to it and crawled up and over the gate and jagged spikes at the top. Running up to the manor, the blonde pounded on the hard, reinforced oak door as the girl cupped her mouth and called,

"Let us in, Blackie!"

"Ya!" put in the blonde," Hurry up already, Raven!"

"I'm coming, damnit! Stop beating the fucking door!" came a voice from inside.

"He always did have a rather colorful luggage," stated the girl.

"Yep," agreed the blonde, and creased his "beating of the fucking door".

The door opened to reveal a tall, skinny, male teen. He had hair the color of the night and a tint of blue. His eyes were the color of the feathers of the bird he resembled, black and bottom-less. His skin was the color of snow and just a fair. He wore a black silk shirt and blue shorts with many pockets. He glared at the blonde.

"MUST you knock the door off its hinges?" he hissed loudly at the other male teen.

"Yep," replied the blonde with a huge grin.

'Raven' looked a hair's breath from beating the blonde's face in when the girl intervened,

"May we come in, Sasuke?" she asked politely.

"Sure, Rabbit," Sasuke nodded standing aside letting 'Rabbit' pass, but blocking the blonde's way. "Not you, Fox. Not until you swear not to ruin ANYTHING."

'Fox' pouted, "Do I have to?"

"Yes, do you remember what happened last time you set foot over this thrash hold?" demand Sasuke.

'Fox' smirked. Just the memory of the prank he pulled in the 'Raven's house last time he was here gave him the snickers.

"Your not coming until you swear, Naruto," warned Sasuke.

Naruto frowned, but gave in. "Ok. I, Naruto Uzamaki, swear that once I step over the thresh hold of the Uchiha Manor that I will not destroy, harm, or vandalize anything within it's walls or on it's grounds."

"Good," said Sasuke stepping aside to let Naruto in.

As they entered the manor, the two teens headed down a hallway to the left. They walked under a low archway and into a large sitting from. 'Rabbit' was seated in a Victorian lounge chair as the boys entered.

She looked up as the boys sat down, one in a squishy armchair and another in a midnight blue love-set. "I heard you got the Smiths, Raven. What they do to piss you off?"

Sasuke leaned back in his love-set. "I heard them insulting my desisted family at the market, so I got revenge. No one talked about the Uchihas like that when they were alive, not even the vampires. Why let them start know?"

"If you keep pranking the people who keep insulting the Uchihas, the vampires are going to track you down. It almost happened to me," said Naruto.

"Ya, ya, I won't get caught."

"He just wants you to be careful, Blackie. So do I," 'Rabbit' put in with a worried face.

"I know, Sakura. I know," murmured Sasuke sadly, looking down.

Ever since the Great War, vampires have ruled the world and enslaved many a human. Sasuke's, Sakura's, and Naruto's families were some of the lucky ones who don't get picked for the enslavement. Sasuke's family was just as important as the vampires at one time as well. Also, since vampires toke over, humans have a hard time getting work to make a living. There for, some of the more mischievous and nimble humans came up with a rather illegal way of making money. Pulling pranks. Not all of them, actually, very few of them were the innocent, playful kind. Many had taken lives and destroyed homes and other places and things. The 'prankers' get hired to get revenge on someone for their employer. Often, 'prankers' take something important or get dirt up on their employer so the employer dose not reveal their identity to the vampires. The prankers came up with code names as well so they did not have to reveal their selves, and they always left their sign behind with their 'prank'.

The village that the trio lived in was very close to the capital, so there were very few who dared take up the job around those parts. The only ones in the village were Naruto: the Orange Fox, Sasuke: the Black Raven, Sakura: the Pink Rabbit, Shino: the Blue Beetle, Kiba: the Red Fang, Hinata: the White Panda, Ino: the Purple Boar, Chouji: the Green Butterfly, and Shikamaru: the Gray Stag. There was also a team a year older then them, TenTen: the Weapon's Mistress, Lee: the Azure Beast, and Neji: the Gray Hawk.

There were also mentors of the new generation of 'prankers. Kurenai: the Red Robin taught Kiba, Shino, and Hinata. Asuma: the Gray Badger taught Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji. The famous Kakashi: the Black Dog taught Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. Kakashi's formal rival, Gai, taught TenTen, Lee, and Neji. Then there were the teachers of the new genoration's teachers. Kakashi's was the famous Yondame, the Yellow Flash. Kurenai, Gai, and Asuma's teachers were lost to the vampires. The most legendary trio was the Legendary Sannin, Orochimaru the Black Snake, Tsunade the Pink Slug, and Jiraiya the Orange Frog. Rumor has it that all three know work for the vampires, which is the lowest of the low in the 'prankers' book.

"Well," Naruto started, "On a brighter side, I finally found out who Red Fang is!"

Both Sasuke and Sakura perked up greatly at this news. "Who? Who?" they kept asking.

"Kiba!" shouted Naruto.

Sasuke and Sakura's jaws dropped. They were completely shocked to find out that slacker was the 'pranker' that almost toke their title as best in town. Of course, Naruto was a slacker in school as well, but he was in the top trio of 'prankers' without having Sasuke and Sakura do all the work.

Just then the doorbell rang from the front of the house. "That is how you get someone's attention from the front of their house," Sasuke hissed at Naruto walking out of the room to answer the door. Now, the trio knew all of their competition in the town they lived in.

Sakura and Naruto heard two voices coming down the hall, one Sasuke's and another an older male's. After the sound of the door closing and the sound of footsteps coming down the hallway, Naruto and Sakura sat up. Sasuke entered a few seconds later with their Sensei, Kakashi.

"Kakashi Sensei!" cried Naruto jumping up and running around his master like a 4-year-old.

"Welcome back, Sensei. How was your tip to the capital?" asked Sakura.

"Well, I have something to tell you all, so boys, sit back down please." As the boys took their sets Kakashi shifted nervously were he was standing. "First off, do you all know the prankers in town?"

They all nodded, giving Kakashi the sign to continue. "When I was at the capital I found out some very unpleasant information. The High Lord has heard of the skilled Prankers in this town and is coming to harvest them all between the ages of 13 and 15."

Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura were shocked, they had never heard of the High Lord taking prankers for his own use, except the Legendary Sannin who were said to go willingly.

"When will he be here?" Sasuke asked cautiously.

Kakashi gulped, "Tomorrow."

All the teens in the room jumped up and cried, "I NEED TO HIDE THINGS!" and made a bee-line for the door. Kakashi then saw himself out of the manor. In his way out he thought that his students had a very slim chance at getting away from the High Lord. His Sensei didn't even make it away from him, and he would miss his students just as much as his sensei.

Well? Tell me what you think in the reviews plz.

Also, I'm having a voting on the other pairings, they are:

NaruSasu

KyuuNaru

GaaNaru

GaaIno

SakuLee

KakaSaku

KakaIru

YondyKyuu

Some other pairings I'm putting in are: KibeHin, TemShika, SasDei, and NejiTen.