Who is the Doctor?
"You are the worst!" River said, looking out of the Doctors time machine, that was gently floating above the deep orange skies of Gallifrey.
"I know." He answered, standing next to her, covering his mouth and glancing down at the planet. "I just thought you'd like to see it some time. And why wait for some time." He turned to her, smiling that ancient smile she had grown so fond of.
"Sure, but... This?" She asked, still looking a little worried. "Is this allowed?"
"Allowed?" The Doctor frowned at her, as if he'd never heard such a word before. "Since when do you care about that?"
"Besides..." He added, while programming the landing into the TARDIS' console "I'm the president of the place. What I say goes.".
He jumped back towards the door, and closed it, before walking to the center of the room next to River.
"Alright, I suppose we might as well." River admitted, before looking back at the console with worry. "You did callibrate the rotation-limiter, did you?"
The Doctor turned to face her, and smiled as calm as possible. "Happy Birthday!"
With that the TARDIS began its journey down towards the surface of Gallifrey, spinning and hurdling wildly until it caught itself about five metres above the surface, and slowly floated towards the ground.
"You are so..." River said, as she got back onto her feet inside the console room.
"So what?" The Doctor asked. "Wild? Adventurous? Reckless?"
"unreliable." She finished her statement. "I can't take one flight in this thing with you, without falling over."
"Come on... We've had worse. Remember when the TARDIS exploded?" He tried to defend himself.
"That technically never happened." River replied, stepping through the door, out onto the streets of Gallifrey. People were walking around, getting food, or chatting, like on any other planet. If it hadn't been for the people wearing the traditional Gallifreyan clothes, and the giant golden towers of the high council in the distance, you wouldn't have been able to tell it apart from any other planet.
"Welcome to my planet." The Doctor said, closing the door behind them. "Don't forget to stop by the gift shop."