No Fast food

(spoken) My Ramen!

I want some ramen ramen oh some hot steaming ramen.

I want some ramen ramen oh some hot steaming ramen.

Let my flesh not be torn

Let my fat not be shown

Though I eat let myself not be full

let my bones never sag

and whatever I need to consume,

Let me never bloat:

Let me never bloat:

I want some ramen ramen oh some hot steaming ramen..

I want some ramen ramen oh some hot steaming: steaming. grr.

What good is this chanting?

I don't even know what I'm saying!

I don't even know what food I ought to try

My Ramen, where are you?

Already gone,and eaten?

One more disaster I can add to my

Generous supply?

No fast food goes unpunished

No act of eating goes unresented

No fast food goes unpunished

That's my new creed

My road of fast food

Led where such roads always lead

No fast food

Goes unpunished!

Arbby's:

Noodles and Company:

McDonnell's:

McDonnell's!

One question haunts and hurts

Too much, too much to mention:

Was It really good

Or was I just reaching bloatation?

Is that all fast food is

When looked at with an ice-cold eye?

If that's all fast food is, Well

Maybe that's the reason why.

No fast food goes unpunished

All helpful urges should be circumvented

No fast food goes unpunished

Sure, It taste-good

Well, look at what taste-good did:

All right, enough - so be it

So be it, then:

Let all the world be agreed

I'm addicted through and through

Since I cannot succeed

small-watseban, wanting you

I promise no fast food

Will I attempt to eat again

Ever again!

No fast food

Will I eat again!