*Peeks around corner* Hello... wow I haven't uploaded anything in a while...
Basically this was thought up and written during the lovely debates the USA has been having for president. I honestly hate politics...
Disclaimer: *throws Hyro the anthro Chinchilla forward*
Hyro: "What the hell? Jeeze. Aleda doesn't own Hetalia. If she did, she wouldn't be in a dinky town that exists because the train line is there. she also doesn't own the democratic or republican parties. Go away."
Warning: uh, hints of RusAme, maybe a few curses? It's late and I'm tired.
Alfred (for once this week ) actually had on a suit. Inconspicuous but still, he looked dignified. Al sat sort of off to the side, the room he was in had a weird atmosphere. Not bad, just weird. The blue and red decor definitely met his approval with American-ness though.
Alfred looked forward, zoning out and his mind returning to the conversation he had with Ivan an hour or so ago.
"I do not see why you bother going to these... Public speaks?" The Russian had said while stirring some sort of soup on the stove.
"I go because my boss is speaking. That, and I still need to get a feel for who the other candidate is." Alfred said as he pulled on his jacket and started to put on his shoes.
"But why your country has these things I do not understand. For what you explain it feels that you always come home angry and never get an answer."
Alfred sighed "Usually you're correct big guy. I don't really know why I go either."
Alfred snagged his car keys and walked to the door. "Maybe I'll get something outta this one. "
'Why didn't I listen to Ivan?' He groaned. His head hurt. Was it possible to be the U. S. of A's representative and hate politics? They just seemed to get so STUPID. Didn't George warn him and the people about a two-party system?*
Alfred snapped back to reality as the mediator handed the floor to his boss again.
Now, Alfred wasn't sure if he wanted the other candidate as his boss. He also didn't know if he completely wanted his boss as an incumbent. Again, politics can go to hell.
The floor went to the second candidate again.
Now, it didn't matter if he wasn't sure. But as Alfred sat in the chair in that room in New York, he was sure of one thing.
"...if they don't ACTUALLY give me a f*cking ANSWER to the next question given I swear to Colombia that they're going to wish this was a monarchy."
*George Washinton did warn us about political parties in his farewell address I believe.
And basically, this is just my feeling that both candidates tried to run the clock a lot. And didn't really ANSWER the freaking question presented.
R&R?