(I WATCHD DA MOVIE AN IT WAS SUPER AMAZIN SO I WROTE DIS FIK! (I COULDNT FIND IT IN DA MOVIES SEKTION THO? ) ANYWAZE HERES MI NEW STORY!)
CHAPTR 1, ZEPHY GETZ ADOKTED!
SO, once upon a time, there was a really beautiful gurl named Zephyra Temptress Destiny night death Wayland potter horan Stylez Hood Callum Hemmingz Malik. and dat gurl was ME!111 I was very beautiful and sexuh and wherever I went there wuz HOT GUYS falling down at mi feet! I had long blak hair with red streeks highlights in it, mi eyes were purple with red in them, and I had BIG SEXUH RED LIPS that were red on there own without needing makeup! A/nd I had permanent sexuh black circls under mi eyes that mad mi look like a sex VAMPIRE!
My parents dyed when I was little,they got killed when dey wer stayin at this creepy Overlook hotel thingy,so I had 2 go to a orphanage!111111 The orphanage was really mean n stuff and they loked up all the orphens in cages and didnt giv us much food!
So, one day I was at da orphanage dying of starvetion in my cage and crying teerz of saddnes because WOULD ANYBODY EVER rescue me from dis horrible orphanage?
den,
SUDDENLY,
"ZZHRYA" said the Orphaange man name Mike "u have a VISOTOR! Theres some guys here who want to ADOPT U!"
T/hen, the guys who wanted to adopt me!came out
T/here name were WENDY AND JACK TORRENCE! Wendy wuz kind of ugli but JACK W UZ SUPPER HOT!11111111 He had kool eybrowz!
"We want to ADOPT you to raplace our son Dany who dyed last Ffirday" said Wendy seuxly "he had dis imaginary friend named TONY excpet tony wuz REAL and he kileld Dany! And den we had to BURN DOWN ARE HOUSE to get rid of Tony so now we hav 2 move into the *OVVERLOOK HOTEL1!(* ""
So then, they ADOKTED ME!
"now u can go back with us Too the OVERLOOK HOTEL!"
dEY went into their car and I went with them, Also I got let out of mi cage and got to change out of my ugli Orfinage dress into some sexy new cloths! I got a beutiful black net dress with lacy stuff around it, blakk lether thong, bra with lace stuff on it, gold chain nexklace with mi scropion with red ruby eyees thingys on it, blak lether armbanz wit picturz of 5s0s on it and 1d and HARRY STYLZ AND ZAYNE! and red fishnetz on my armz n legz, and HENNa tattoz of 5202 and 1d and fallout boy lyricz written all over mi armz an legz an in mi CLEVAGE, and blak lether stileto helz dat where 12 inchez tall dey mad me look so SEXI! and blak masckarea, blak eyshadow, an blood colrd lipstik.
we Were in da car den der appeard dis DEAD CORSPE next to me!
"OMG" i said "whats dis DEAD CORPSE doin here?"
I relized, da corpse was da DEAD SON dany of wendy and jack!
"OMG"
"Wat r u talkin about" said Jack wit a confuzd look on his fac "T/hers nothin there"
"Den I relized, I was
DA ONLY 1
who could see da body! Maybd Im halloucinating!?1 I thought then smoked some drugz because of ahalluinations.
Den jack pulld over da car an we arrivd at DA OUTLOKK HOTEL!
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CLIFFIE!