The Boys' Obsessions

A/N: This story isn't mine, but my friend (Talkin2fast4u) was too lazy to do it at her house so we decided to type it up at mine, and we were too lazy to log out of my account, so we put it under my name. So I own none of this!

Harry was just coming back from the Head Master's office, and going up to his dormitory, when he heard Ron.

"Oh, Hermione, you're so soft! And hot! You must have a fever you're so hot! Oh! Don't lick me there!"

As Harry proceeded up the stairs, it just seemed to get worse! "What the hell?" he whispered to himself.

"Oh! Hermione! You look great like that! No! Don't go under the covers! It's not time for bed yet!"

Harry was really, REALLY confused. 'Were is everyone!? Why is Ron in there alone? Who would let him go up there with Hermione by himself?!?! AND SINCE WHEN DOES HERMIONE LIKE HIM BACK?!!?"

Harry burst into the room, no Hermione in sight. "RON! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HERMIONE?!?!"

Ron turned around, a cat in his arms. "What are you talking about, Harry?" Ron questioned.

"I heard you talking all lovey-dovey to Hermione!" Harry exclaimed.

"Oh! You mean Hermione!" Ron held up the cat in his arms.

"YOU TURNED HER INTO A CAT?" Harry yelled.

"NO! I got a new pet!"

"Ok, I am going to take that cat before you molest it!"

"It's not like I have a GOLDFISH named after my BEST FRIEND'S SISTER!"

Harry blushed, remembering his goldfish he'd named Ginny.

"I resent that! Plus, it died!" He said, bowing his head in a moment of silence.

Ron gave him an odd look. Harry then took the cat, turning away from Ron, to the door. "You're my cat now, you cutie. Your new name is Ginny, alright?" He asked the cat, petting her head.

The cat leaped out of his hands and went down to the common room. "HERMIONE!!!" "GINNY!!!"

The boys came down only to find that Hermione and Ginny had picked up that cat as it had been running through the common room.

"Yes?" Hermione asked them, as she and Ginny had heard their names. Ron was about to turn a new shade of red, but Harry was just happy the girls hadn't realized that that was the cat's names.

Harry walked up to Ginny, "You're too good for Seamus." Ginny slapped him.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT SEAMUS INFRONT OF ME!"

"But it was a compliment to you!" Harry said, shrinking down.

Ron went up to Hermione. "I thought this was our job."

"Oh well, they've stolen it," she replied, knowing he was talking about the bickering at hand.

Ron nodded and placed his head on her shoulder, only to have his head rolled off.

"Ron, you know I'm going out with Draco now."

Ron's eyes went wide. "SINCE WHEN!?!?"

"For about a month now…"

"Really?"

"Yes."

"… Alrighty then," Ron said, walking away, picking up the cat as he went. "C'mon Hermione, lets go!"

"Ron! Bring back Ginny!" Harry called out after Ron.

"Get your own pet girlfriend!" Ron called back breaking into a run. Harry followed, hot on his trail.

Meanwhile Hermione and Ginny stood giving each other questioning looks.

"That poor cat!"