-1This is when Edward comes back after he meets Rose and has found out that the homunculi are trying to make a Philosopher's stone. Five random alchemists were sent to Lieutenant Mustang's division.
Mustang opens the door. "Welcome to my office. I notice we are still missing someone," he smirked. "Okay, tell me your rank, name, and profession. First, you." He continues, pointing at the man in front of him.
"Major Mitch Zepherix, thievery."
"Next."
"Major Kazuma Ryun, profession marksmanship."
"Okay, next."
"Major Aria Paiz, toxins."
"Last but not least- me, Major Orion Lenox, master of defense and hand to hand combat."
"That's good. Alright then, who is your leader of the group? I need to give the mission specs to one person." Mustang sighs.
"I am!" somebody exclaimed.
Mustang, confused, says, "Wait- you can't be the leader, you're blind!"
"So, I'm not that worthless!" exclaimed Orion.
"Okay, fine, damn it. If you want it like that," Mustang presses the intercom, speaking into it, "Hawkeye come in and hand them their first mission."
The door opens and Hawkeye comes in. "Here you go." As she's walking to hand the letter to Orion he walks up and gropes Aria.
"You pervert! Damn it!" she yells, furious.
"Shit! You would never hit a blind guy, right?"
Aria whacks Orion in the middle of the forehead, forgetting about everyone else. "Yeah right, you freaking pervert!"
Mustang clears his throat. "Are you guys done yet?"
"I think so, but damn that hurt. Good thing is that it was all worth it…"
Aria slaps him again. "Pervert!"
There's a knock at the door. "Come in!" Mustang calls, "Oh, it's you Fullmetal. And hello Alphonse."
"What, the Fullmetal alchemist? I'm your biggest fan!" Orion says, feeling around. "Oh, there you are. I never thought you would be this short."
"Who in the hell are you calling short?! I'm going to kill you, damnit!"
"Hahaha! Just kidding, just kidding." exclaimed Orion. "Wait, what's that sound? It sounds like a cat. Wait, no…it's over here." Orion says, starting to walk towards Alphonse.
"Wait, no! Don't get any closer!" blurted Alphonse.
"Meow, meow, meow…" an echoing cat is heard, coming from Alphonse.
"I have to go talk to my brother, sorry Colonel Bastard." Ed grumbles, dragging Alphonse out.
"That's fine runt." Mustang calls after them.