He Was Really Not
Christina was sitting on her fat ass at home. She had to fart.
Before she could, a SWAT team burst in and shot her and dragged her off to arrest her. God damn it, Christina!
But whatever, in Mineral Town Jack watched this happen on the news with a sad look all over his head. Jack was a farmer but he was not really a farmer, he was actually a poop, oh my god. A fucking poop.
So the fucking poop died because he had never truly lived in the first place. Rick the pussy ran in and screamed because there was a poop by the TV and he was in Jack the Poop's house for no damn reason.
Karen left him and walked around with a whole bunch of cucumbers in her vagina because it was empty and that made her frown.
So the Kappa who liked cucumbers pulled them out of her and beat her to death with them. Gayyyyyyy.
Okay so now that that all happened Mineral Town blew up and someone was abducted by aliens and Christina, well, Christina farted for forty chapters straight before being arrested again, that bitch doesn't learn.
The end.