Zims Doleh
by SnowBallworks
CH1 A green, wide eyed dog sat at a computer, looking at page after page of ZADR. (Of witch his master had strictly forbid him to do.) Drool hung in strings from his mouth, making the keyboard an absurd slimy mess. Underground, a proud, once again green, creature obsessed over some metal plates and bolts and wires, occasionally looking up to get a power drill or a screw-driver. The creatures name was Zim, coming to earth on a mission from his leaders The Almighty Tallest, it was Zims job to prepare the Earth for concurring, there adding another planet to the Irken races gallery of planets. And if the machine Zim was working on well….worked, concur wasn't too far away. "Another pulse wire, MiniMoose!" he barked over his shoulder. A small brown being with antlers squeaked in reply as he handed Zim a crude wire with one of its nubby front legs. Zim grasped the wire in his gloved hands, looking it over as if to inspect it, and then proceeded to his work. After many more hours of toil, he finally put down his tools and stood back to enjoy what his labor had provided for him. "Ahh, finally, a weapon worthy of the almighty ZIM!" He paused, then saying," Hey, GIR should be here for the unveiling of the end of man kind." Zim ran over to a pink microphone on the other side of the room and shouted," GIR! GET YOUR FILTHY GREESE STAINED CARCUS DOWN HERE IMEDELY!" The same green dog from earlier slid down a tube and into the room, blushing as he infatuated over a girly magazine. "Look, GIR! The most amazing weapon to ever be sitting in this house hold!" GIR looked up to see what looked like a rag doll sitting on the table. Its eyes were large and jet black, almost covering the entire face, but giving just enough room for a small, appealing nose. Large belles hug from the pony tail of long, crystal blue hair. A pink scarf with tattered edges was wrapped around her arms, witch at their ends, revealed three, futile claws. A skirt and a pair of black dress shoes completed the doll-like figure. (Witch was no bigger than a rulers length tall) After a few minutes of staring, GIR purred "You're finally goin for the girly ways! You goin outs with my pig?" Zim looked at GIR as if he just slapped him in the face." No, GIR," he hissed, "I'm NOT going out with that filthy grime ball. This hideous thing is yet another addition to the happy family…. OF DOOMAGE!" GIR and MiniMoose squeed in delight. "Cept this family member is actually not worthless for once." GIR and MiniMoose squeed in sorrow. Zim ignored them, continuing. "And if all goes well, we should finally be rid of this planet in a matter of hours!" MiniMoose and Zim squeed in delight. GIR screamed. Zim looked slightly at the drooping figure. "Its name….It must be something scary..Something to shank fear into all..its name will be…SHANNA!" Zim laughed manically as Shannas dull eyes brightened a bit, and with gear tightening sounds, it rose to its feet. Zim jumped in delight as it said in a manly voice,"What are your orders, Almighty Zim?" Zim thought for a moment,and then said," My first orders will be to try you out on some humans."