Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT. I wish I did.
Sometimes I wonder if I will ever find love. The only person to keep me company is Chiaotzu. The pale short one with red cheeks. He's not the only one that looks abnormal though. I have three eyes and am very tall and muscular. I'm Tien.
Though Chiaotzu and I are good friends, we aren't GAY! Sometimes people ask if we're a gay couple. I say "Is Micheal Jackson straight?" "Okay, I get your point" they would return and walk away into the distance.
So that sums up my life so far. Until I met her. Marron. The beautiful blond born to Android 18 and Krillin. She was 15. I was 53. Now you see my problem. I can see us in the future, sitting on the porch, eating toast, and sipping on coffee, just enjoying the wilderness around us.
Then again, I'm open to so many more women. Like Pan when she gets older, but that would still be worse than Marron. I could always try to hook up with Krillin's ex girlfriend, but she wouldn't be faithful and she's a b****. I think I'll stick with his daughter.
Marron, as you know, is like her mother and father. As she has Krillin's personality with her mother's anger. You don't want to get on her bad side. TRUST ME.
The worst thing in my life, at the time, all started with an invitation to Kame House for a meal. I figured I might as well, considering I hadn't seen the people at Kame House in a while. So, I flew over to Kame House later on that night.
As I approached the doorway, I saw Marron getting dressed in the second story window. Her blond hair and her beautiful curves... Snap out of it! I scolded myself. I knocked on the door, was greeted by a happy Krillin, ate supper, and then we all went to the living room to watch T.V. Eventually, Marron and I were left in the room. Alone.