Oh dear… I really need to stop writing more stories. I haven't updated any of my fics in such a long time… Oh well. I will only write in this until I get my inspiration back for my other stories, so don't be expecting fast updates.

Mia:-sighs- you always were a lazy person… After you comeback from school you just stay on the computer reading fanfiction…

Oh shush. I just don't like typing… I have everything handwritten already… Typing is just… Eugh… Well, let's start the story.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own One Piece. The only thing I own is this messed up plot (in which I haven't even thought of the next chapter) and my messed up OC, Mia.

Mia: HEY!

SPOILER ALERT! This fanfic talks about some of the more recent arcs and some of the newer characters. It's not much… It actually only mentions the character's name…

It seemed like a typical evening for my family. My mom was bustling in the kitchen, as she made dishes our family would enjoy. My dad was busy working on his laptop for work. And me? I was on the computer reading One Piece manga, as I was doing my winter vacation homework, studying for my finals, and listening to my I-Pod.

…Yes, be awed by my prowess. Aren't I an amazing multi-tasker?

I am a total Otaku, Japanese freak, or an insane girl with no life. Feel free to call me whatever you want. I love a lot of manga, mostly shounen. My most favorite manga is PoT, also known as Prince of Tennis, but my current obsession is One Piece.

I started laughing at something Brooke said. I had been going back to the previous manga chapters and reading them until the new one came out. Man, my life is so boring compared to those in the mangas….

Oh come on. Don't give me that look; you know you want to join some anime/manga.

But seriously! It would be so awesome to be able to stretch my body!! Or to be able to fight with three swords!

"DINNER!" I heard my mom yell to me and my dad.

Sighing, I got up and went to the dinner table to eat food. Today's menu was broccoli, rice, and spinach.

Just fan-fucking-tastic. I hate spinach.

At the dinner table my dad started talking about his work and I sorta tuned out. His work is exciting and all, but I'm too busy trying to make pictures on my plate with food.

Hey! This looks like a straw hat!

…That's kinda freaky…

Oh! This looks like the Konoha symbol!

"MIA!" My head whipped up so fast that I felt dizzy.

"Wha?"

"Eat your food, don't play with it. Seriously, what are you, 5?"

"No… I'm a healthy 16 year old girl who just happens to like drawing pictures with food. That reminds me, you still owe me those coloring books."

Yes you heard me right, coloring books. I love drawing, but since I suck at it I do the next best thing, coloring.

They stared at me for a minute. Most likely trying to figure out how exactly I turned out so messed up. They most likely switched children at the hospital and brought home the wrong baby.

Shaking her head, my mom started telling me about a vacation to Hawaii. She mentioned all the attraction sites we could possibly go to, and how she wants a volcano to have a small eruption so she can see what an active volcano looks like when it goes boom.

I was excited. I don't really care about the attractions… I just wanted to stay out of the cold weather we were having. I love the snow… but only when I'm not outside shoveling or standing in it. Yes I know I'm a lazy ass.

"So when are we leaving?" I asked, hoping that this vacation would last some time.

Both my parents turned to look at each other at the same time. I immediately sensed something was wrong.

"Well, sweetie, the thing is that we only have two tickets-"

"And let me guess, you and dad are going…" God, can this get anymore cliche? This is such an overused plot in shows. The child gets left at home and then some crazy thing happens to his/her. Only this time we aren't in a TV show, and nothing crazy will happen.

"I'm really sorry… But we thought that your dad could use this vacation to stay away from work."

"What about you?"

"Oh! I have never been to Hawaii!" I sweatdroped at the explanation. Sure, care about yourself and not your precious and only daughter.

"And you're old enough to take care of yourself. Since you have your license you can drive to get groceries for yourself too. Besides, you can have the whole house to yourself." My dad said trying to show how much fun I would have.

Oh yeah… My parents abandoning my for some nearly dead volcano is the best thing that could possibly happen to me. And grocery shopping is a lot of fun. Joyous.

"So when are you leaving?" I asked as I drank out of my water.

"Tomorrow."

Choke

Gag

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

YAYALINEBREAKER!IT'SGOODTOBEHAPPY!GODICAN'TBELIEVEYOURREADINGTHIS…

Stupid Hawaii. Stupid parents. Stupid life.

I WANNA GO SOMEWHERE WARM!!!

"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!" I yelled inside the empty house, "I thought you loved me!!"

I pouted and huffed like I was in elementary school again. Realizing that no one was in the house to care I stomped to the kitchen.

I flung open the refrigerator door and stared at what I could possibly eat.

Apples? No too red.

Oranges? No too orange.

Asparagus? If I didn't like spinach what makes you think I'll like asparagus?

Lemons? YES!!!! FEEL THE POWER OF THE SOUR FRUIT!! (And yes a lemon is a fruit)

I grabbed a random one out of the plastic bag. It was slightly bigger than the others and a lot bumpier. In short terms it looked weird.

Well, as they say, you are what you eat. Since this fruit and I are queer, I should eat it.

I took one huge bite, and nearly spit it back out. This isn't sour!! It's bitter and nasty. It tastes worse than when I got my braces on, and that was disgusting.

Forcibly gulping it down, I quickly ate the fruit.

Gah… That was nasty… I will never eat another lemon again.

…

Screw that! Gimme my lemons bitch!

Grabbing another lemon I walked upstairs to get some sleep. I had to wake up at 4 this morning, since my mom forgot to pack for the trip… Seriously sometimes I act like the parent and she acts like the kid!

Snuggling under the covers I thought about Hawaii. Damn it!! I wanna go in the sun!!

Oh get over it. Winter's halfway over anyways.

Shocked, I jumped out of bed. "W-what? Who are you and where are you?!?!"

Dumbass, I'm your inner. You know, I'm a part of your mind. The thing that always nags you about what to and what not to do.

"You mean you're like the angel and the devil, which sits on both of my shoulders and argues with each other?"

Something like that… And you do realize that since I'm a part of you I can hear your thoughts right?

'Oh...Fuck! That means you heard of all the things I thought about Austin.'

Yup! And girl, let me tell you this… He's not worth that pathetic excuse of a crush you have.

'Meany.'

I stuck out my tongue though no one could see it. Austin was my long-term crush. He was a playboy at my school and one of my best friends'. I've known him practically my whole life. When we were younger, we would always play pranks on the teacher.

Wait a minute… How come I only found out about my inner right now?!?!? And why have I never heard before?

I slapped my forehead. God… It's official… My life's messed up. And here I thought I could live normally for the rest of my junior year….

I sighed. Because of this recent surprise I'm not tired anymore. Gee, thanks a lot you stupid inner…

As I trudged down the stairs, I tripped over one of the shoes.

Cursing at my slow reflexes, I hit the ground and saw the cursed shoe as I blacked out.

So what do you think? It is a stupid, lame, and unwanted piece of crap? Tell me in your reviews… if you do plan to review. But I sure hope you do རྫ

Yes, I know… It's an overused cliché that is written about all the time. Sorry if you find any (if not a lot) of grammar mistakes. I wrote this quickly and didn't bother to recheck it… I don't have a bet-reader either. And my story telling skills suck….

I'm expecting at least one reviews. Yeah, I have no confidence in my stories, as you can tell. Please no flames… I get depressed when someone flames any story, not just mine.

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