Good Regina. Evil Queen. Emma. Almost smut. That's all you need know.
The usual disclaimers. Comments please.
Dear Mom...
I know that you have been looking for me for the past couple of weeks, and I know that you have been worried. But please don't be.
I am being held prisoner by the Evil Queen. And I'm not willing to be set free.
Remember that serum...potion...whatever you gave Regina that would separate her evil side. Well it worked. Now Regina told me that she tried to kill her evil self by pulling her heart out...which she did. But the Evil Queen didn't die.
Eventually there was a Final Battle a week ago...we seem to have these every 3 weeks...one thing lead to another, and then Bad Regina decided do the pull-Emma's-heart-out deal. You know how that one usually turns out.
Not that Bad Regina didn't try. I mean I have to hand it to her...she worked that bad boy, almost as much as Cora did. Then...
Look, I need to tell this to Mary Margaret, because some of this shit I can't really tell my mom...if you know what I'm sayin'...
So...ahem...Double M...Bad Regina was trying to pull my heart out, then she stopped. And then she started squeezing. At first I said "HEY!" Then as she kept going I said, "heyyyyyyyyy..." You know, that kind of "heyyyyyyyy..." And between you and me and the lamppost, I've been wanting Regina Mills to do that to me ever since I got here. So I was happy SOME PART of here was interested.
Then Bad R told Good R to come over and help. She was shy at first, but once she started on the other one it wasn't that bad...oh, who am I kidding...I was in fucking heaven. Literally...
The two Reginas started working their way down...and I don't have to tell you the deets. I will say that Good Regina was the most romantic lover I haver ever had. And that includes Neal AND Hook. She knew every place that would get me off, and that tongue of her was was beyond magic. Bad Regina, on the other hand was a take-no-prisoners woman. Pushing me against the wall and forcing her lips..her tongue...fingers...damn, the whole hand. I never screamed louder.
I am talking to Mary Margaret, right. If this is Mom, sorry.
Actually, not really.
And so I have been here, tied up in a secret location (actually, my Dark One house...I kinda decorated it just in case Regina would give me tumble.). Don't worry, I'm OK...but I'll be here for awhile. Just being the Mayor's top and the Evil Queen's bottom...
Gotta go...they're here. The good one has and HItachi and the bad one has a strap on. No, I'm not merging them...yet.
Love,
Emma
PS: Please don't tell Dad. Or Hook. Or Zelena. Or Ruby. Or anyone...
The....Beginning...