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The Dark Mob Boss
One
"I hate paperwork." Harry muttered under his breath as he finished filling out yet another expense report. Who knew running a mob family involved so much paper work? He was about to start on the next when his private phone rang and by the ringtone it was Colin. He answered it. "What did Draco do and how much will it cost to replace?"
"Nothing, but he is getting married."
"Luna?" Harry asked even though he already knew the answer, the two love birds had been crushing on each other since fourth year.
"Yes."
"Well it's about time," the raven smiled slightly. "But that's not why your calling, what did you do this time?"
"I conquered Wizarding Britain in your name and declared you the Dark Lord and ruler."
The head of the Scorpio crime family could feel a head ache coming on. He could not deal with the that much paper work again. It had been hell when Colin had conquered Wizarding Hawaii, just clearing every thing up with the American Government had taken months. "...Colin what did I tell you about conquering places in my name?"
"That its to much paper work to bother with, but that's why I trained an army of house elves to do it for you and hired a dozen secretarys, you'll only have to deal with the fun stuff. Plus I think 'The Dark Mob Boss' sounds way cooler then mob boss or Dark Lord."
"...I'll be at the mansion in an hour." Harry sighed as he ended the call. "Richard!"
The young butler in training scampered into the mob boss's office. "Yes Mr. Scorpius?"
"Clear my schedule for the next two months, I'm going to England. I have a very competent minion who conquered a magical country in my name and I need to go deal with it." the raven paused for a moment. "Actually make that three months, my best friend has also just gotten engaged and knowing him the wedding will be in the sooner side."
"Of course Mr. Scorpius," the man bowed. "Would you like to leave Miss Weasley or Miss Granger in change while your gone?"
For a moment Harry though it over, Hermione, the one in charge of over seeing his legal projects was a bit of a good two shoes, and unless it involved hiring hitman and assassins to go after Ron Weasley and keeping her mouth shut about her boss's unlawful activity preferred to avoid breaking the law. He could loss a lot off his usual profits with her in charge...but if he left Ginny in charge she'd run the Scopio Family into the ground. "Granger, the worse she'll do is send a few dozen hitman after Ron."
Originally I was going to write this as a one shot, but I'm going to be posting the Dark Mob Boss scene by scene chronologically. I've revised my idea of its plot and scrapped most of what I had of the original. I hope you'll enjoy it.
If you haven't read Explosive Dragon yet, this is a sequel to that story. If you like this then go check it out, admittedly the first thirteen chapters aren't all that great, but the other twenty-three chapters will certainly keep you entertained.
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