TAXI's and TAXES
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Once there was a cat. He ate a potato. He got high, and found some pretty ladies. They had Silver Vines and poles and gave it to him. He got even higher. He started giving cats of the 4 Clans Silver Vine, but they all had babies. Since the cats were already high on Catnip. He made them all go his way.
His name was Wolfmoon. This is the story of his taxes, (and his obsession with Slivervine and Catnip) He licked his wife silverbutt who was Kid and sweat. He was the best wife he could half.
His kit , Foxkit, turned into Imagonnahelpeveryoneherekit. Though Wolfmoon (now DanceIwilltakeovertheworld) prevented Imagonnahelpeveryoneherekit from touching the silvervine because….
"IT'S ALL MINE, IT'S ALL MINE" he screamed whenever Imagonnahelpeveryoneherekit touched his silvervine. Danceiwillstakeovertheworld had kits with his mate Silverbutt. He had;
Justchillingintheceaderrapidskit
Fullontakingovertheworldkit
MLGkit
Blueskiesarepurplekit
Feathersmakemesneezekit
moonskyfullmonKit
ManKit
GurlKit
ShakeShakeyoursensaKit
FirehoneyKit
HoleyKit
SmalldeersarecoolKit
bigfeertKit
KATkit
starPawkit
thatStarkit
whatWarriorkit
Elderkit
DarkBlueKit
thatonekitidontknowthenameofKit
youdidahorriblejobatnamingthiskitKit
Tandthatkitkit
omgwhatisthisstoryKit
LOLkit
WhatIsThePurposeOfOurLifeKit
Awesomekit
Lollipop Kit
Hahahahahakit
Silvervinekit
Nokit
Yeskit
Spacekit
Whyaretheresomanykitskit
ImFirestarKit
Firestarisderpykit
Derpymookit
Morekit
Moorekit
Moooorekit
Daryyelkit
Darrelkit
Darylkit
Daaaaaralkit
Hansingledieskit
Breakfast kit
Dashkit
Holekit
Artkit
Facekit
Twokit
Onekit
Threekit
Fourkit
Fivekit
Sixkit
Twinkit
Kitclankit
Firestardiesafterlivingfortwentysixbookskit
KitkitKitkkitkitkitkiktiktiktitkitkitkiktiktiktitkit
Myhomeboyhomeslicehomefirestarxgreystripekit
Kitkatbarkit
sirkit
BUTTkit
Normallyinsanekit
WeedKit
SilverVineKit
Mentalkit
ChildAbuseKit
Racistkit
Ohmygosharetheretoomanykitskit
Bloopkit
Dictionarykit
Newkit
Oldkit
Whiskerkitkit
Anonumouskit
DualScreen(ds)kit
Firebreathingdragonkit
Icebreathingdragonkit
Lightningbreathingdragonkit
Snowbreathingdragonkit
Waterbreathingdragonkit
Erglybergkit
Kitkit
Katkit
Kitkatkit
Kitkatkitkit
kittykit
Lilyjustjoinedthedocumentkit
Dogkit
Nerdkit
Fatkit
Feathertailkit
Notkit
NotaKitkit
Fatkit
Everykit
Thisisalonglistkit
Willthislistcontinuekit
MYGOSHITSNOTkit
WHYYYYYkit
StarClanispookit
Nomnomnomkit
Rainbowkit
DanceIwilltakeovertheworld took his kits on a trip to The world's best place, ChuckECheese. Darkbluekit started to flirt with Tandthatkitkit. Silverbutt got after Darkbluekit who started flirting with Silverbutt. Silverbutt got after Darkbluekit because She is the only one immune to Darkbluekit's flirting.
When all the kits drank they're Bear's and at pizza, they played all the games. They all in total got 10092734987320847139847093847523094857 tickets. They sold out the store in prizes. DanceIwilltakeovertheworld screamed "JASHDIASHDINCOHaosijd ITS FIRESTART" as firestart was playing a doratheexplorer game on the other side of the game suddenly DanceIwilltakeovertheworld Threw a Bear at Firestart, and firestart shrieked, Which everyone thought it was Manly even though it was so high pitched that everyone got their Period through their ears. Everyones ears bled. Red like paint covered the floor, drying making it seem like a party, everyone started to dance on the bodies as music started to happened an all the kits and Silverbutt and Danceiwillstakeovertheworldteleported to the house. All the kits fell on each other. King Highnessstar was there. He was silverbutts fartear. He was sos kawii. Everyone played wiifit. Fatkit was still fatkit. Danceiwillstakeovertheworld was so taeken by Highnessstar's beauty. They became mates. And all the kits died.
THE END
(Guys lets go make A SONG)
Hey, Hey
Lets party
Julie Julie Fun fun
Dum dum dee dum,
Jump up and dooooownnn
With your hats on your heads
Dum deeeee dummm
*music starts with no lyrics*
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*lyrics start again*
Lets dance to the rhym
This song has a beat
To the jumping of your feet
And the clencing of your teeth
YEEEEEAHHHHHH *echo*
*lyrics stop*
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*music stops*
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*lyrics with no music start*
Lets go!
*lyrics stop, music starts*
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*lyrics go back with the music*
HELP ME, IM GOING INSANE
HOW ABOUT SOME CATMINT
OR SILVERVINE
TO KEEP ME SANE
OH OH YEAH
*mic dropping sound and music ends*
Point of this song: EAT CATMINT. OR SILVERVINE. OR ELSE!
EVERYONE WRITE WHO YOU ARE.I AM PUTTING THIS ON FANFICTION.
People who helped make this story VVV
Keymidnight -"Purple"
T-O-K-Y-O ~ *Dying Cow Noises*
TheWarriorCatsLover (LilyflowerofSkyClan)
Sizzcake - "hey" goat noises
Nightbird1648 - "NeFaRiOuS. HeH. Caw-Ca-Caw!" (How are you anonymous? QwQ)