Mort Rainey
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Secret Window or Mort Rainey.
He has soft satiny skin and has the scent of cucumber melon.
He has soft neck-length blonde and dark brown hair.
He has dark eyebrows and long dark lashes framing gorgeous dark coffee brown eyes that seem to see your secret thoughts and dreams.
He has high cheekbones and a cute nose.
He has a mustache and small goatee that surround a lovely Cupid's bow shaped mouth with soft muguet petal lips that taste like Mountain Dew, Doritos, and corn.
Mort Rainey: The Cutest Psychotic Writer in Maine.