Well, I was sent out of my Science Class, and to the library, since I forgot my homework. The teacher told me andtwo other students to amuse ourselves until the last 5 minutes of class, then come back. Well, I could have done homework, so I did a little, but decided to write instead.

So here is a silly little one shot that has no plot, or point. I completely made it up as I went along. Hope you enjoy this weird fic.

Once upon a time, there was a strange little girl named Miaka. She had long brown hair, which she tied into two buns on either side of her head every day, and nice little hazel eyes. Miaka was a seemingly good girl, except she had a problem - she was anorexic!

As much as Miaka ate and ate, she never gained weight! It was more like the more she ate, the more pounds she shed. Miaka had such a hard time with her eating disorder, that she had a mental breakdown, and her parents sent her to a therapist.

They set her up with the best therapist in town, who was also the youngest, and the smartest, and had just graduated from college. He was only 13, but he was a prodigy, and her parents figured that another young person to discuss her problem with would be the perfect way to solve her problem.

So Miaka went to therapy everyday. Her therapist, Dr. Chiriko, was a strange young lad. He had golden brown hair, that shot up atleast a foot above his head. He liked to wear scholar robes from china, and every once in awhile, he would just break down and cry. Miaka felt at ease talking to this therapist, because he liked to cry and discuss his problems with her every once in awhile. It made Miaka feel needed.

So Miaka went through therapy, and finally was released. Her problem was that she was too hyper! If Miaka didn't run around so much, she wouldn't be so skinny!

So Miaka finally began to gain weight again, after she dropped off of all the sports clubs she was on. She even began taking the bus to school, instead of walking, just so she wouldn't be so scrawny.

Soon, though, Miaka's eating got out of hand, and she became very fat. So fat, that she couldn't even fit through the bus doors! So Miaka signed up for a gym, and began to go to it religiously, trying to shed her extra pounds. Soon, however, Miaka began to look like a body builder, and all the boys at school were afraid of her!

So Miaka decided to stop working out, and keep eating. Her muscles soon turned to flab, and she was fat again. Miaka was so miserable, until one day, a boy approached her in the hall.

He was a tall boy, with long, blue hair, in a long braid down his back. He had shining eyes, and Miaka knew him because she had a crush on him since before she gained all these problems.

The boy, Tamahome asked her out that night. So Miaka asked her friends Yui, Nuriko, and Hotohori to help her get ready for her date. Yui gave her pointers, Nuriko dressed her beautiful, and Hotohori made sure her hair was perfect, and gleaminglym pretty.

Finally, Miaka went out with Tamahome. They had a wonderful time, and began to date full time.

Miaka eventually married Tamahome, and together, they produced 28 lovely little children.

The lesson here is that even if you are fat, you can still get some.

I hope you all learned an important message here from Miaka.