MegaSliferSlacker7: Konichiwa dudes and dudets! What would happen if Ed and Roy were REAL dogs of the military? Find out here!

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MegaSliferSlacker7: BAH! What are you?! Oh forget it I'll take care of you later, I do not own FMA I'm just borrowing them for your viewing pleasure! And now I present...

Uh, Dogs of the Military? A FullMetal Alchemist fanfic!

It's was another day in central for the Elric Brothers………………

CLANK! "ED! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR AUTO-MAIL THIS TIME YOU MORON!" "WINRY WHAT THE HELL?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE I WAS GONNA GET IN A FIGHT!" Yep, another peaceful morning. 17-year-old Edward Elric had busted his auto-mail ,again, and he had to call his child hood friend and mechanic, 17-year-old Winry Rockwell, to come an fix it, and you probably know what's gonna happen next.

"I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT THIS TIME! Oi, just give me the remains and I'll see what I can do." The blond mechanic yelled. "Um, when I said 'broken' what I mean was 'smashed to bits'." the blond FullMetal Alchemist replied. She grabbed Ed's most feared weapon, her wrench. CLANK! "YOU IDIOT! I WORKED 3 ALL NIGHTERS ON THAT AUTO-MAIL!" Winry yelled. Ed was rubbing the huge bump on his head. "JUST HURRY UP AND FIX IT SO YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE ALREADY YOU STUPID AUTO-MAIL JUNKY!" Ed yelled.

The whole room gasped. Bad move. REALLY bad move. All the military officials stopped there work and looked at Edward and Winry. Winry's lip trembled a bit, but then she bit it. She put her head down so her long hair covered her pretty blue eyes. "Fine." was all she said. She grabbed her tool box and put on her apron. "Win…I-" Ed tried to say. She didn't look at him or say anything, she just went to her cabin room and worked on his auto-mail. The entire military gave him a dirty look, even his little brother ,16-year-old Alphonse Elric, he wasn't really little he was in a giant suit of armor. "Brother you know Winry always fixes you auto-mail for you! She always means well! That was just mean brother, you really hurt Winry, you always do." Al scolded his brother. "Come on! She's fine!" Ed protested. Colonel Roy Mustang looked at him from his desk of paper work, which he probably wasn't doing anyway. "Your brother's right! FullMetal, that was a really bad thing that you said to miss Rockwell. And trust me I know women." he said. "Ya, that's why you can't get a date with Lieutenant Hawkeye." All the guys in the military mumbled under their breath. Riza Hawkeye looked away from her paper work, which was probably Roy's. "Edward I order you to go talk to her and apologize!" she said sternly. Edward, of course, just stubbornly looked away. KA-CHAK! She cocked her gun. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! "I'M GOING! I'M GOING!" Edward ran out the door. "Nice job Lieutenant!" Roy said. "Thank you sir." she replied and got back to work. After about 30 seconds Lieutenant Breda spoke up. "So, who votes we should spy on them?" he asked. All the military officials raised there hands and ran out the room.

Ed walked over to Winry's desk. "Win? Winry? Come on talk to me! I didn't mean it! You know I always say stupid stuff like that.-" "Here." Winry handed Ed a brand new auto-mail arm. It was shinny and even had his name engraved on it. "Win…" "I worked on it last week because I knew you were gonna break your stupid arm again. Now sit down on the bed so I can attach it." she said coldly. Ed did as she said and sat down on the bed. "YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" His cry could be heard from miles off. It always hurt like hell when his nerves got connected. The military officials decided to get back to work and Al was some where practicing his alchemy. Back to Ed and Win… He stretched and tested his new arm. It worked perfectly. Winry sat down on her bed and opened up her book. Ed looked at her sad face and felt like a spear had been stabbed through his heart. He walked over to her bed and sat beside her. "Winry, I sorry for what I said. I'm the one that's stupid. I hurt you and I'm truly sorry Win." he said. "Ya your right, you are stupid." she laughed and grave him a hug. He blushed scarlet red, secretly, he liked Winry, and I say 'like' I mean 'like love' so did she, but she kept it hidden also. "Hey! You never were really mad at me were you!" he said. "Maybe…" she teased him. "Well until you answer I'm going to have to use drastic measures!" he smirked and picked her up and propped her over his shoulders. "Ed…! Put meeee doooowwwnn!" she screamed. "Sorry! I can't do that Win! Ahhahahaha!" he laughed. He ran out of the room with Winry on his shoulders. He ran into the office and past Al. "Edward Elric put me down this instant! Whoa! Careful!" she screamed. "Awww! I wouldn't drop such a pretty girl now would I!" He laughed and Winry blushed. "Well, I guess he apologized!" Al said. Ed ran to his cabin room and propped Winry on the bed. She grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him 2 inches from her face. "You didn't think you would get away with that, did you?" she laughed. He kissed her on the lips and pulled away leaving Winry with a red and surprised face. "Yep." he smirked and left the room. "Wow." was all Winry could say. She heard a loud crash and ran outside.

"Ed!" she screamed. There was a strange man in the front of the room with a dark green cape and red hair, red eyes, and a black suit. Ed, Al, and Roy were standing out in front ready to use their alchemy and the rest of the military had their guns out. Black Hayate was growling and barking. Ed clapped hid hands together and turned his auto-mail arm into a sword. The man smirked. "State you presence sir!" Roy yelled. "Auto-mail huh? And alchemy? You must be the runt Edward Elric they call the FullMetal Alchemist. And the suit of armor over there must be your brother, Alphonse Elric, the boy who lost his body and kept his soul. And the famous flame alchemist, Colonel Roy Mustang. Oh look, we have the rest of the military here to. And what's this? The runt has a girlfriend? How sweet. I bet seeing her blood on my hands will be even sweeter." he hissed and licked his lips. Winry backed up and Edward tried to slice the man. "You Bastard!" Ed shouted. The man wiped the blood off his arm. "Calm down boy, I'm not here for violence I just needed to drop something of so you can be out of my way for the rest of the week. Ah you are what some call dogs of the military? Hum, I think I can make that entirely true." he said and used his dark green alchemy and made a small black ball. He recited a poem.

"For the Colonel and the FullMetal

for those to who dare to oppose me

They shall pay

They shall be canine

If they do not find love

Forever they shall be trapped in the spell above."

He through the ball at Edward and Roy and every thing went black. Ed and Roy fell into a deep sleep.