Kevin's 50 Rules

I must not steal Joe's hair gel.

I must not laugh if Nick talks to his stuffed animal.

I must always look cool while dancing the 'Up and Down' dance.

The Hamster Dance is my new theme song.

I must not smack any of my brothers while they make me write this.

Even if this is stupid, and irritating.

I must drink sour milk for stating my opinion.

I must not get mad for drinking sour milk.

I must let Joe flirt with that cute, Ashley Tisdale girl.

Even though, I like her more! (Kevin gets all angry, and hits Joe numerous times.)

I must take Anger Management lessons with Joe, next week.

Nick's rainbow socks are NOT good sock puppets. (Nick grins with victory.)

Miley Cyrus is off-limits. Psh, Nick.

I must not let out Nick's crush on these rules.

I must not smack Nick numerous times, with his socks.

AHDAKSO! I HATE THESE RULES!

I must erase the above, because it is not a rule.

I must drink sour milk for stating my opinion.

Thongs are only necessary when you are dressing up Joe's stuffed animal, Bernie right? (Nick does a thumbs up while Joe raises his bat.)

Paris Hilton is hot.

I must ERASE THE ABOVE IMMEDIATELY!

I must not get angry at my brothers, because they are laughing very loudly.

I must do Joe's hair more this week.

Ice cubes must NOT be put into the shower while either of them are showering.

Frankie is not adopted. (We won't forget that, Frankie!)

Playing with Joe's rubber duckie in the bath tub, while singing 'Umbrella' is forbidden.

I may never attempt to cook anything. Not even water.

Nick's new 'Meet Miley Cyrus' CD is off-limits.

Anger Management lessons are essential. Joe must go too. (Joe: 'WHAT?! THIS IS KEVIN'S RULES!')

I must not wink at my Ashley Tisdale poster.

I must not sing 'Ice Ice Baby'. Or else, Nick will get nightmares.

I must not sing the Barney song at Nick.

Since Nick is still afraid of Barney.

Or, any Britney Spears song either.

Since, Nick is afraid of her too. (Nick steals Joe's bat and smacks Kevin numerously. Joe grabs the bat, quickly, and runs away.)

I must erase the three above.

I must not steal Joe's tight pants.

I must not tell everyone that the tight pants Joe is wearing ripped RIGHT now.

I am not old.

Even if I'm the oldest Jonas brother.

I am too cute for these rules.

(Nick and Joe shoot evil glares.)

I must erase the above, and continue writing these rules. (Psh, even if they're LAME!)

I must drink sour milk for stating my opinion.

I may not use the bathroom.

Even if I'm about to pee.

JOEEEE LEETT ME GOO TO THE BATHROOMMM!

I must errasseee theee aabbboovveee!

I must now take three hundred and fifty, anger management lessons with Joe. (Nick and Joe whimper, at their wedgies. Kevin had given them ULTRA wedgies. NICK AND JOE: You shall PAY!)

I may now go to the bathroom. (Kevin quickly runs to the bathroom, and lets the Rules paper fall on the floor.)

Kevin: MUAHAHAHA!

Joe: If he breaks the toilet, I'm blaming you.

Nick: WHY ME?

(Kevin runs out of the bathroom with a paper.)

Joe: (takes the paper) JOE AND NICK'S RULES?!

Nick: OH NO HE DIDN'T!(Snaps fingers)

Joe: (smacks Kevin with bat)

Kevin: That's another Anger Management lesson for you, mister!

Joe: (smacks again)

Kevin: SICKO!

Nick: Ashley Tisdale is so pretty…

Kevin: AAAAHHH! RULES!

(Out of Nowhere…)

Joe: I'm…too…sexy for my shirt…

Kevin: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!

Nick: AHHH! The Britney Spears nightmares!

(NOTE – That was fun to write. If you're a Britney fan, and was offended, I'm pretty sorry! I kind of like her music too, but you have to admit that she has gone haywire these past few days. Well, the Jonas Brother rules are over! Hope you enjoyed them!)