"HE IS MY WEAPON?!" Karkat shouts at Lord Death while pointing at Dave Strider.
"Dave Strider is a skilled shapeshifter, Karkat." Lord Death answers. His skull face showing no emotion and his ridiculously large white hands hide behind his back/ "His soul's temperament can work well with yours. You two can become very powerful if you work together."
"Fuck. No." Dave steps in between Karkat and Lord death, "we fuckin' hate eachother. Like fire and ice. He's the fiery rage while I am the icicle of coolness." he glances at Karkat and lifts his shades to give him a wink.
Karkat flips Dave off and Dave rolls his eyes before setting the shades back down against the bridge of his nose.
"You see Lord Death? We can't work together!" Karkat tries to rationalize, and Dave nods his head in agreement.
"Karkat Vantas, you are a very powerful meister, no one else will be able to pair with you."
"Why not, huh? Have you ever thought of Terezi? Her spear is strong. I could work with her!"
"Nepeta is her meister, Karkat. Both you and Dave will gather ninety nine evil souls and one witch's, you hear? Now I will give you two an easy assignment downtown."
Both Dave and Karkat groan in response.
Lord Death tells of a couple burglars stealing precious jewels from all around the city. Once he leaves with his expectations, Karkat glares at Dave with his grey eyes.
"I hate you."
"I hate you too, baby."
Karkat growls at Dave's stoic face then sighs, "Lets just get this over with." he rubs his face with his hands.
Dave nods, putting his hands in his red hoodie's pockets. He starts walking towards the city and Karkat follows him from behind.
"What weapon are you?" Karkat asks, just to know what the evil souls are up against.
"I can be a sword, or a sickle. Whichever fits you." Dave shrugs, "Don't worry, I'll be easy on you." he grins at you behind his shoulder.
It is now taking everything in Karkat's power not to strangle the hell out of Dave right now. Why did Lord Death want him to be paired up with a complete idiotic douche?