OK so im writing this on the side of Grim's orchard but I think its worth at least one chapter

This is Rated M so please not that is the equivalent to R which is harsh but I will be doing stuff later.

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Chapter one_ That's Today?

Tracer walked up to her apartment door, grocery bag in hand. The convienence store worker recommended the wine for Curry and as weird as it sounded the cashier agreed so here she was. She fumbled with her keys and realized it was unlocked. She opened the door and walked in saying "Emily you're supposed to lock the door." She took off her Chronal Accelerator and put it in the 'charger' by the door. It wasn't really a charger. It just copied data recalibrated and set the information to Winston. The Accelerator its self has a power core. Way better than double A's.

She walked into the living room groceries in hand and froze confused. "Two people she had never met before sixty or seventy year-olds a man and a women were sitting on the couch with Emily glaring down them. The woman gave Lena a 'who the heck are you' look. Emily looked at Lena and shook her head ever so slightly. The man casually smiled and wove hello. Whatever was going on he was the only one enjoying himself.

He was the first to speak "You must be Emily's roommate, were her parents." He had a more American accent. Not really giving any details about him. Emily seemed to relax a little but only slightly. Lena nodded "Yes, I forgot that was today, sorry" She had no clue they were coming here. Emily probably forgot to tell her. Emily spoke up pretending to be more relaxed than she was "No you didn't they didn't call ahead" Emily's dad shrugged "Your mom said she called a few days ago." Emily's mom faked a smile "I called several times and you never picked up." Her dad smiled genuinely and sarcasticly asked "I wonder why?"

Tracer went to the kitchen a put down the bottle of wine on the counter and put the snacks she bought behind the wine rack. She was going back to the living room when Emily asked. "Did you remember to by canned Corn" Tracer stopped and thought for a second, Emily hates canned veggies more than a feminist hates stereotypical rednecks, and who the fuck buys canned corn?

Sorry to break here but that is a joke if you are offended by it then sorry but its staying. And you think its funny then you need to find better humor (Groucho Marx is dead but brilliant) ok I'm done not with the chapter I meant with this note.

Which means that's not what she was asking. Lena walked back into the living room pulling her shoes off. "No I didn't, but I told you, you should by them frozen or fresh its healthier." She doesn't like corn either. Lena decided to wait and try a phony question later.

She stopped to shake hands with both of Emily's parents learning their names are Victoria and Rory. (Laughing to her-self about Doctor Who) Emily had her mom's hair and her dad's freckles.

Please note the names of Emily's parents aren't cannon neither is the bit about canned goods there is nothing proving this information form a credible source I the author made this stuff up due to lack of information. Also the idea of anyone but in the canonical time period knowing about Doctor Who is not likely but I can dream and its my story deal with it or write your own and private message me the story I can't find good Lemily anywhere. Yeah that's what I'm calling it if you have the real name for it comment it.

Lena asked. "So, Emily are you still making curry or are we going out to eat?" Emily flinched and Victoria gave a suspicious glare. Rory had one glance at his wife's face and said. "We would love for you to come, besides you don't want to see what curry does to…" Victoria stopped him from continuing. "I'm not in the mood for anything fancy lets just get something nearby." Emily chipped in more relaxed. Yeah there's a carry out Chinese place around the corner Lena and I can just go pick it up.

Victoria looked a little offended. "And let you pay, no we couldn't do that we can go to a Italian place or something. Lena spoke up. " Italian is a bad idea love, they charge 4 pounds a glass for a wine I can get a bottle of for 3 pounds. Rory spoke up "Just take my credit card." We can pay and we don't have to drive anymore." He smiled reassuringly. Victoria concurred. "I'd like to go for a walk me and Lena can go." Emily jumped a little. "How about you and I go mom, there's a ton of stuff I still want to tell you about, and Lena can barely get to work without getting lost." So Emily and her mother left to get dinner. Lena went to the kitchen and found a bottle of orange fizz in the pantry.

That's what they call pop across the pond isn't it? Fizz? For those of you reading pop is short for sodapop now its called pop or soda few people call it both and some paperclips call all of it coke.

Lena walked back into the living room with her glass and sat on the sofa trying not to feel awkward. "They shouldn't take longer than fifteen minutes." She said. Rory nodded. Emily had asked about canned corn… why… something was wrong obviously. Emily wanted to talk to her in private, and to tell her something important. Emily looked like she was having a heart attack when Lena walked in. She was afraid of something.

Rory interrupted her train of thought "You look tense, work bothering you or something?" It was Lena's turn to have a small heart attack. "No its nothing, just didn't expect company today is all." She made a weak smile. Rory clearly wasn't convinced. He tried to change the subject. The next words to come out of his mouth horrified her. And it wasn't a threat or in a creepy voice or something like there's someone behind you. No he asked a normal question, in a normal way that any average dad might want to know.

He just calmly asked "Does Emily have a boyfriend or anything?"

I love cliffhangers I'm sorry its my kryptonite