SCENE WOKE UP IN A DARK ROOM. It was dark because it was in OUTER SPACE!
Scene was a SPACE PRINCESS - waiting for her SPACE PRINCE to come rescue her! BECAUSE SHE HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A SPACE TROOLLLL!
"Help me!" cried Scene. "When will my SPACE PRINCE COME AND SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL SPACE TROLL!"
Boom boom boom went the space troll's space feet on the space deck. "NO USE IN CRYING NO ONE IS COMING FOR YOU SPACE PRINCESS SCENE!"
Until!
Bam crash boom kapow! the doors crashed down and in came SPACE PRINCE INDIE! He had flown all the way to the ship on a MAGICAL SPACE NARWHAL!
"NO!" cried the evil space troll. "It is he! Indie! Coming to thwart my evil space troll plans!"
The space troll pulled out his EVIL SWORD OF EVIL but Indie didn't need a good sword of good because - YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE - HE HAD A NARWHAL!
The narwhal and the troll did battle - crash boom narwhal versus sword - crash clang boom kapow!
The space troll fell into a messy mess of troll fleshy flesh.
"space indie prince... your beloved is trapped... you'll never get to her..." he died.
Indie was a smart hero so he wasn't going to give up and he knew he could find space princess scene.
"SCENE! SCENE! WHERE ARE YOU!?"
"I'M IN HERE INDIE!" cried space princess scene.
indie went to the hall and was attacked by an army of SPACE SMURFS! They had little smurf fangs and went "RAAARRRRRR!" But no matter Indie went through them all one by one on his magical narwhal of peace and justice!
"OUT OF MY WAY SMURFS!"
the smurfs were no match for space prince indie and his magical narwhal.
Finally Indie got to the door and behind the door was a room and in that room was SPACE PRINCESS SCENE and it was dark because it was in space.
"Scene my beloved! SCENE! I'm here! Are you in there? I love you"
"I'm in here Indieeeeeee!" shouted sccene.
"Then I will get u out!"
The narwhal went crash boom kapow against the door. OVer and over again. It took a few tries but eventually the door crashed open and scene was inside.
"INDIEEEEE!"
Indie took scene into his arms, swung her back and gave her a big space prince kiss on the mouth. The narwhal watched and he wasn't grossed out at all because it wasn't a gross kiss.
the END