A series of one-shots between Alice and Hatter. Enjoy!!
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They were sitting at the castle's dining table, eating dinner. It was Alice, Tarant Hatter, Mirana, Chesire Cat, Malymkun, and Alice's little boy, Cameron. There was excited chatter going on around the table coming from the other tenants.
"Aunty Mirana?" Cameron tore his gaze away from his plate. Some of the chatter died down. Mirana looked up from her food and looked at the boy expectantly.
"Yes, Cameron?" She answered. He sighed and put his elbows up on the table, and layed his chin into his hands.
"Whats...whats...." He trailed off. Alice and Hatter looked at their son, confusion taking over them.
"What's what?" The Queen brought her fork up to her mouth and ate the vegetables off of it.
"How are babies made?" He asked desperatly. Mirana's eyes went wide, and she nearly choked on her corn. Alice and Hatter were shocked, wondering why a seven year old boy would need to know this information.
"What?" Mirana coughed into her napkin. "Why would you need to know such a thing?" She stared at him.
"Well, I was just thinking about mum and dad, and me. And then wondered, how did it all begin? How did I come into the picture?" He explained. Mirana nodded her head cautisously. Alice and Hatter were sniggering, finding the entire situation quiet amusing.
"Well, Mirana, tell the boy. You can't keep him waiting." Alice giggled. Mirana shot a glare at her friends.
"If you encourage this any farther, I will take away your first name basis privelages." She warned. Alice and Hatter silenced them selves quickly. Cameron stared at The Queen, waiting for an answer.
"Well, um....Cameron dear wouldn't you rather ask your parents? I mean, get it from source?" She raised an eyebrow. Cameron nodded his head and turned to Alice and Hatter. They froze on the spot, shooting a glare at Mirana, who had a smirk on her face.
"Well, Cameron...um.. do you know what sex is?" Hatter cleared his throat. Cameron nodded his head eagerly. Alice looked taken aback.
"How!?" She demanded. Cameron pointed a little finger at Mirana. Mirana froze on the spot, not daring to look at Hatter, who's face was turning the darkest color it could.
"Then you know how children are made." He said through gritted teeth. Cameron's face twisted in disgust.
"Disgusting! Bad image! Bad image! Im scarred for life!" Cameron complained, shaking his head. He got up from his chair and ran up to his room.
"He wanted to know. It could have been worse." Mirana took a bite our of some chicken, delicatly placing it back down on her plate. Alice and Hatter glared at her.
"Why in Underland would you tell him what sex is!?" Alice screeched. She quickly covered her mouth, regretting yelling at the Queen. Mirana sighed and rolled her eyes.
"He had to learn from someone. And I figured you guys won't tell him until he's the age of thirty." She told them, taking a sip of her tea. Hatter and Alice glared at her and excused themselves from the table.