I wrote this when I was pissed at my living conditions.
I guess you could consider this venting but a friend told me she liked it so I decided to post it.
It's just a short one shot but I tried to give it a not so unfortunate ending.
Disclaimer: Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto. I don't own his characters. Yadda yadda.
Sasuke despised the landlord. No, he hated the landlord. He wanted to push the landlord down twelve flights of stairs and spit on him when he finally reached the bottom. Why, you ask? Because the landlord was a driving him up the wall and out the chimney, that's why.
" Oh, it's Easter so most people will go out to church or see their family or buy their spoiled children things they don't need! That gives me an excuse to pull out my guitar and set the volume to You-Will-Need-A-Hearing Aid-Afterwards and strum the same goddamn note over and over and over again while pretending I'm not sixty three and going! Yeah! Forget there's still a resident in your apartment complex! Forget that he can't leave this place unless escorted by his supervising ninja because he's on house arrest for leaving the village! He won't care! NO, not at all! And he definitely isn't going to burn a hole through my apartment complex in order to escape! No, not at all..."
Oh and Sasuke was just about to do it too! He'd made the seals, huffed in a big breath off air and-
Knock, knock, knock
'Mother fucking!'- Sasuke slammed open his door. "WHAT?" Sasuke was pissed, and in no mood to be pestered by Naruto of all people. In fact it only served to irritate him further. Always wearing that goofy happy smile on his face whenever he always came to keep him company, not to mention keeping said company too many times to count each week. Always coming to visit him bearing some kind of food for him since he had to have Kakashi going out to buy his groceries for him. Bringing him ripe juicy tomatoes and that tasty mint Icecream he would never admit to liking. Not to mention he kept coming over with movies and such to watch with him… Sasuke stopped his rambling there as he remembered he was supposed to be pissed.
"Here!" Naruto shoved a paper bag into Sasukes chest and walked inside. Looking inside the bag, Sasuke he saw it was filled with an assortment of goods. Fruit, veggies, Potatoes and a box of cereal. He set it on the countertop in the kitchen.
"Get ready! I'm taking you out for some fresh air! Plus I can hear some weirdo living in this apartment complex abusing an old retired amp; It's scaring the kids outside." Naruto wasn't kidding either. Those poor children were cowering out there…
"Where?"
"Mhmmm… I don't know. Mah, I guess we'll just wing it then, huh bastard?" Naruto pat Sasuke on the back a couple of times before shoving him into his room. "Get dressed; I'll be waiting in your living room searching for cotton puffs so I can hear my alarm clock tomorrow! What the hell does this guy have against Easter anyway? Geez." Naruto rubbed his poor abused ears.
"I thought Tsunade told you to wait before you were given permission watch me?"
"You seriously think I'd let you suffer this guy's torment? Its ok, I'll let her yell at me later. She'll be thanking me anyway when there isn't a burning apartment complex and one dead geezer who misses his wife!" Naruto grinned that bright happy goofy reassuring grin at Sasuke one last time before shutting him into his room.
"Now hurry up already! The sooner you get ready the sooner we leave, and the sooner we leave the less blood in my ears!"
'…That big bright stupid adorable grin…' Sasuke's lip twitched upward for a moment.
With that last thought Sasuke headed to the bathroom to get ready.