A/N – Fangs to all the non-prepz and non-posers who will red dis fick, u all rock! MCR ROX!

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(as in, why am I doing this? GEDDIT?)

Hi my name is Ivory Pure Lightness Alzheimer's Magpie Bauer. I has long enoby hair with purply streaks and red tips that goes all the way down to my bak an icy blue eyes like frozen pools of sadness and a lot of people tell me that I look so like Amy Lee (A/N – If you dunno who she is then u r a poser and a preps and u should get the hell out of here, this is not a story for u!). I am not related to Jack Bauer but I wish I was because he is a major hotty and I love incestuos relationships. I is a vampire, but I has straight white teef and my skin is also very pale, so pale that I look ded, which I am, because I am a vampire and they look pale. I am a CTU agent, and I work at CTU Los Angeles in Los ABNgeles, which is full of perprz and posers (A/N – EEEEEEEWWWW!). I'm a goffik, and if you don't know that alredy then u are preps! (A/N – get the hell out). I love Cold Issue and I buy all my clohes from ther. For examples, today I was wearing black everything, white paint on my face to make me look as pale as possible. It was snowing, raining, with a chance of drizzle and some hailstorms, so it was not sunny, which I was happy abaouit because this is LA where its pretty much sunny all yeer. A lot of preps were staring at me, but I just shot them ded with my sig bauer (geddit? Because of my name? If u dont, then u r props and pesers!).

"Hey Ivory!," shouted a voice. I looked up sexily. It was.......................................................................................................................................................................................................TONY ALMEIDA!

"Whats up Tony?," I asked.

"Nothin," he said sickly.

But then, I herd my frends calling me and I had to go to them.

(A./N – bi (ew! Not in that way YOU POSER!) the way, MCR ROX!?)

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{Is it over yet? Can my brains cells come out of hiding?)

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (Gedit, cos I is a vampire?)