NAISOU SAYS: I don't own Bleach I own OC's though....

Footsteps.. coming closer.. Is there someone on the door? It must be those damn konoha brats again.. DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKA YOU DARE TOUCH MY SASUGAY I'M GONNA LICK YA TO DEATH! orochimaru cried in his sleep feeling this is a frightening-enough threat and he was right. He woke up from the dreadful nightmare. He checked his clock."Hmm sasuke-kun sure is late his training should be finished by now. Lately he's been going out a lot must be because he wants to show-off that new outfit i made for him. But he sure looks hot in it! he thought,drooling. But then suddenly, he heard some strange noise coming from the door! "footsteps? If its that damn kyuubi kid I swear I will.." he said,opening the door. There was no one. Except just.. just for a tiny second he saw someone running with violet hair and pink strikes on it, hair swaying in the wind. But in a second it was gone. " a VIOLET hair with PINK strikes on it!? must be my imagination..." he said,casually talking to himself like any anime character. But when he was about to close the door, he heard a cry coming from the ground. It was a baby! "Oh a baby? Here??" Fufufufu he picked up the baby. It was a girl.(Dont ask me how he figured that out. Just dont) He looked in the baby's eyes, with that deadly gaze of his. The baby looked to him too, not blinking. orochimaru smiled "Fufufufu,now thats interesting. A baby left to the door of my hideout. I'll make an exception and won't kill you." so he said and with the baby in his arms,closed the door.

17 YEARS LATER
-OROCHIMARU'S POV-
"Damn Kabuto! He forgot to straighten my hair again!" I yelled as I looked at the mirror. "And what about this white hair! OMG! We have to dye it now!" But Kabuto-chan went to buy some herbs and my dear Sasuke-kun is away. He's been so cold to me lately I wonder why? (You go to your room and lay on your bed) He looks so hot with his outfit by the way. Damn hair! I have to dye it before Sasuke-kun sees me like this. And you yell: "NOEY!"...
"What do you want now Orochi-chan?" a girl with pink hair with yellow stripes on it came and stood in front of you. Her orange eyes are glowing. I'm sure this girl doesn't know anything about fashion. Look at her dark blue pants and green ! "Hey Orochii-chaaan! Are you there???" You awaken from your thoughts. She is blinking at you now. "Well, whatever" you shook your head "Hurry up! We have to dye my the one with The sexiest black for smexies written on it. "Yeah, yeah sure" said Noey and went to town.
-NOEY POV-
"For smexies? ahhahhahah that's so funny" you were holding the bottle and walking through your home. Home, where you spent your 17 years; home, where you,Orochi and that Sasugay live.
BLAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! DAAANNNGGG!!!!
"WTH!" you run to your house and open the door to see Sasaugay and Orochi doing IT!!! "OMG! THAT'S DISGUSTING" you yell. (Hisa-me aka quiz maker: Muwahhah no no they're not doing IT don't worry Noey-chan) OK! You saw Sasuke and there was Orochimaru on the floor with blood everywhere. "Sasuke please give me a chance. If you want I'll dye my hair violet and we can be an emo couple! Please!" Orochi begged while trying to stand up. You are angry now. You don't like Sasuke and now you see he's betraying him. You yelled "You bastard how can you do this to him! I know he acts gay sometimes, maybe everytime! But that doesn't mean you have to kill him" Orochi looked at you and smirked "FUFUFU Big words for a little girl. I found you at my door when you were a baby! I raised you and taught you some of my jutsus! But what you're saying to my lovely Sasuke-kun is unfair. He loves me till the end of the time right?" Sasuke looked:"I can't believe you! And no I don't love you! I love someone with...with...well forget about it!" "Nooo!" Orochi yelled. "You broke my heart and I'm going to break Noey's FUFUFUFU! Noey, you're a bad girl with bad language. I don't like you and I didn't like your mother neither." Noey smiled;"So that's suppose to break my heart? I don't love you too'" "really? FUFUFU but I searched and found your mother" "What? Tell me her name! Quick!" But you were late... Orochi was dead. Sasuke put his katana back and turned to you. "If you want you can join my team!" These words echoed in your head. You shivered. Your mother is still alive and your maybe father too. "I have to find them" you whispered....
TO BE CONTINUED...

WILL NOEY JOIN SASUKE'S TEAM?
HOW DID OROCHIMARU KNOW HER PARENTS?
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING: WHO IS HER FATHER?
wait for the next chapter^_^
(PS:OMG! I forgot :RIP OROCHI!)