A/N: O.k. everyone Chapter 1 of "Waiting on you" I'm excited to see what happens as I writes this. Now this is going to be a Bella and Edward story but a kind of funny romance one that I think a lot of the fans want or at least I do (no worries there will be a reason for the M rating I promise), I really like seeing Edward with a personality in the fanfics I read and write. I'll try and put most of the main cast of the books in the story as it goes along, I have not a clue how long I'll make this maybe 10 Chapters maybe more maybe less but I don't know. Also I'm laughing to myself at the moment for putting this up because I did read in Robert Pattinson's GQ interview that he does read the fanfic and said that some are "quite good" so needless to say I'm a little nervous on how I write this lol I mean like what if a interviewer asks him if he's read any good or bad fanfics and say's mine was bad, I'd be laughing but I'd just be like "I'm never ever putting anything out ever!" lol but I'll be even more and he says its good and the press finds out who I am and want to interview the crap out of me and label me as a Twilight fan girl perv. lol idk lol, but enough of me talking let's get to the story!

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Chapter 1

How many times has this happened to me now, oh I'd say about the 5th time tonight. Being a waitress you have to deal with a lot of crap, guys hitting on you, wifes giving you the evil eye for their husbands looking at you, I mean come on its not my fault the owner made all of su wear skin tight skirts. But hands down the worst thing was closing and getting ride's for all the drunks or calling random people at 3 in the morning saying something along the lines of "There is someone by the name of _____ here and well he/she is pretty drunk and he/she needs a ride home." This then would prompt 2 reactions. 1. "o.k. just give me a couple and I'll be there." or the more common "Here's the address, just call a cab." Luckily the cabbie that took the drunks home was a good friend Mike Newton, so I trusted him to get them there safely.

Tonight's drunk was really big, not fat just muscular like a football frat boy. I went over to him maybe he had someone I could call. "Hey we're closing you have anyone I can call for you?"

"Yeah my brother Edward, he'll pick me up, here's my cell sweet cheek" he said handing me his phone. I look though the address book, not surprised to find a couple girls in it labeled 'hot stuff' and 'Booty call'. I found the number for the Edward. It rang a couple times before it was answered by the sexiest grown I'd ever heard.

"Emmett what the hell are you doing calling me up at this unholy hour, you better not be calling to tell me what girl you got to sleep with you" the sweet velvet voice said annoyed.

"uh well good thing he's not talking, he's passed out cold drunk and I'm a waitress here at Billy's Bar, and he said to call you to come pick him up" in my normal voice at least what I hoped was.

"Oh I'm very sorry; I understand completely I'll be right down to pick up that idiot before anything else happens, Miss..."

"Bella Swan, no problem, but I'd hurry he's been hitting on one of the other waitress, Rosalie and I think she may take him to the back room any minute." I said with a laugh which he returned. Rose was what I liked to call your real life Barbie Doll that was missing a few IQ points, but not as dumb as all those blond diva's in Hollywood. But it was truly uncanny how much when Emmett was sober and standing next to Rose they did look like Barbie and freaking Ken.

"Alright Miss Bella Swan, I'll be there soon to make sure no child is conceived with as low of an IQ that it would be smart" I gave a giggle, he was funny and smart and had one hell of a voice, I swear when he said my name my knees went momentarily weak, only thing that would make it better would be if he had looks too.

"O.k. the front maybe locked so just knock 5 times and I'll know it's you" he agreed and we both hung up. Now all that was left was to wait for the 5 magic knocks.

B/C

Alight guys that's my first Edward x Bella fanfic I hope you all like it comment and tell me what you think, nothing negative please. I'm writing chapter 2 right now on paper…sorry that's what I do I have write it down on paper then type it up or I get lost so yeah shouldn't be too long though I might even hold contest's for ideas when I'm all out or I just went blank with the story.

Yes I know Billy's Bar as in Billy Black, Jacob's dad now I'm not going to tell you what Jacob's role is in this story but it will be reveled in the next chapter soooo…

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