Chichi dropped her dishcloth in the soapy water and turned to her family, "You kno-" But who needs character development or a beginning? We all know these characters, don't we? Let's fast forward.
Vegeta dropped his bagette with a sort of "EERHHHAHGGGHAAAA!" noise at pointed at the sky where a BIG HONKIN' PORTAL was forming in the china blue sky above where pretty much every character were picknicing together, as explained earlier in the story.
A pretty average, non-descript girl fell from the sky and landed with the usual thump. Yeah, who cares about the set-up. Fastforward.
Mary-Sue broke her soft embrace with Piccolo as he gasped his last... uh... gasps and shook her fist to the sky at the uber-evil villain who was floating in the sky, "I SHALL PUNISH YOU, FOR I AM THE ILLIGITAMITE DAUGHTER OF VEGETA, THE NEICE OF GOKU, THE EX-LOVER OF PICCOLO (ewww), THE STUDENT OF GOHAN, BABY-SITTER OF GOTEN, SURROGATE MOTHER OF CHI-CHI'S THIRD CHILD, CREATED IN THE SAME PETRI DISH AS BULMA, AND GRANDMOTHER OF TRUNKS... Hey, wait a sec... AND THE MOST UBER-SPIFFY, PEACHY KEEN TO THE MAX EXTREME AND POWERFUL PERSON OUT THERE!" And with that she went Super Saiyan level 24 and kicked the arse of evil villain dude and all was happy.
She went home and everyone begged her to stay, but no... no... the dreary and meaningless life of corporate north america was calling her and she left and like, yayness. She lived unhappily ever after.
Vegeta dropped his bagette with a sort of "EERHHHAHGGGHAAAA!" noise at pointed at the sky where a BIG HONKIN' PORTAL was forming in the china blue sky above where pretty much every character were picknicing together, as explained earlier in the story.
A pretty average, non-descript girl fell from the sky and landed with the usual thump. Yeah, who cares about the set-up. Fastforward.
Mary-Sue broke her soft embrace with Piccolo as he gasped his last... uh... gasps and shook her fist to the sky at the uber-evil villain who was floating in the sky, "I SHALL PUNISH YOU, FOR I AM THE ILLIGITAMITE DAUGHTER OF VEGETA, THE NEICE OF GOKU, THE EX-LOVER OF PICCOLO (ewww), THE STUDENT OF GOHAN, BABY-SITTER OF GOTEN, SURROGATE MOTHER OF CHI-CHI'S THIRD CHILD, CREATED IN THE SAME PETRI DISH AS BULMA, AND GRANDMOTHER OF TRUNKS... Hey, wait a sec... AND THE MOST UBER-SPIFFY, PEACHY KEEN TO THE MAX EXTREME AND POWERFUL PERSON OUT THERE!" And with that she went Super Saiyan level 24 and kicked the arse of evil villain dude and all was happy.
She went home and everyone begged her to stay, but no... no... the dreary and meaningless life of corporate north america was calling her and she left and like, yayness. She lived unhappily ever after.