the word "exterminate" is used on a test and you feel compelled to draw a Dalek next to it
you've referred to a man's hair as being a "mini-Tennant" of "mini-Smith"
you freakin love bananas
you freakin hate pears
you see a statue and immediately commence staring it down
you find a gas mask and have to ask "Are you my mummy?"
you always being a banana to a party
you can say Raxacoricofallapatorius on the first try
you can spell Raxacoricofallapatorius on the first try
you think bowties are cool
so are fezzes, Stetsons, and top hats
you own a fez
you have painted/considered painting a door to look like the outside of the TARDIS
your ringtone is either the Doctor Who theme song, the sonic screwdriver, or the TARDIS flying
you can name every Doctor and actor in order without pause
all your best jokes are Doctor Who themed
all you pickup lines start with "Hi, I'm…" (Harkness style)
you own or made your sonic screwdriver
you've described 10's or 11's hair using hand motions
like 10, you've looked for someone named Alonzo
you really want psychic paper
you always knock 4 times
your favorite animal? Wolf
you are constantly trying to get non-Whovians to watch the show
you see "Keep Out" signs more as suggestions than actual orders
you never turn down tea when it's offered (it's impolite and that's how wars are started)
you know how to write your name in Gallifreyan
you own 4's scarf
you made 4's scarf
do you wanna build a snowman? NO!
you have a goldfish named Colin
you sing the Doctor Who theme song at random times without realizing it
you and your Whovian friends have sung the different parts of the theme song together
you check for Vashta Nerada before going through shadows
celery is a year round accessory
your favorite candy? Jelly Babies
you wish you had a robotic dog like K-9
you swear on fish fingers and custard
your room is… a messy big ball of wibbly-wobbly…stuff
you wear glasses because you think they make you look clever
you know nothing exciting ever happens on a Thursday
you say "Spoilers!" when you don't want to talk about something
you know you're a Time Lord/Lady
you sometimes wonder how you're managing with only 1 heart
you run a lot in case the Doctor ever drops by for an adventure
you cry when you think about Pompeii
you can't wait to take physics. Physsssics, physics, eh?
you accept that Shakespeare was bisexual
you know the six words to tear down the British government
you don't like endings
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