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One day Ash and Pikachu went for a walk. Misty had gone fishing and Brock was cooking dinner...oh, wait a minute. Brock's hanging out with that stoned chick professor, right? Okay, then Tracey was sitting around doing whatever Tracey does. Anyway, Ash was out walking. He was hoping to find some wild pokemon to catch. Pikachu was looking for an apple so he could get it lodged in his throat and have an excuse to shock the nice doctor again.
It just so happened that Jessie, James, and Meowth had found a puzzle box in the middle of the road earlier that day. It was nice and shiny, so Meowth immediately began to play with it. Jessie and James soon got bored and went off into the bushes to play with other things. Suddenly the box clicked and it wasn't so shiny any more. It went flat and kept folding out. It got bigger and bigger. Finally it was the size of a door. The door opened and a thousand screams flew out from the pits of Hell.
"Well, that was fun." said Meowth. He roused Jess and James and the three got away from that place with great haste. A few seconds later a tall figure in a black leather evil man-dress thingy stepped out of the door, which promptly turned back into a puzzle box. The man looked around and saw no one. He looked a bit puzzled, but then he heard humming. He smiled and waited.
Meanwhile, Ash was walking along the path humming "Fish Heads". Pikachu was contemplating giving Ash a good Thundershock to make him stop. Suddenly, Ash came across a rather tall, extremely pale man with nails all over his head.
"Whoa! What kind of pokemon is that?" Ash said, pointing his pokedex at it.
"That is not a pokemon." said Dexter. Ash, sure that the pokedex was malfunctioning, smacked it a couple of times. He again pointed it toward Pinhead.
"It's an oni, dumbass. Get out of here." Dexter said.
"You're immortal soul is mine!" said Pinhead.
"In that case, Pikachu! I chose you!" Ash called.
"Pika. Chu." said Pikachu and promptly took to the hills.
"Choose your eternal Hell." said. Pinhead.
"In that case, Charazard!Go!" yelled Ash, throwing out the pokeball. Charazard came out, looked at Pinhead, and took to the hills.
"I just know I can catch this pokemon!" said Ash. Pinhead yawned. Ash threw out Squirtle and Bulbasaur. They too took to the hills. Pinhead sat down and played with the box. Slowly all of Ash's pokemon were called out and ran off.
"Are you done?" said Pinhead.
"If you talk, you must be a psychic pokemon!" Ash said, quite proud of himself. Pinhead solved the puzzle and it was once more a door. Pinhead opened it.
"Come with me to meet your destiny." said Pinhead.
"To be a Pokemon Master?! Alright!" yelled Ash.
"Um. Sure." said Pinhead. He lead Ash down through the door. Once they were through, the door once again folded itself into a box.
THE END
Epilogue
Ash was oblivious to Hell, but they kept him around for when Gary and Misty died. He would be the perfect torture.
Pikachu found Team Rocket up in the hills. He let them take him to Giovanni. Giovanni gave Team Rocket a huge sack of money and a two week paid vacation. Two days later, Pikachu Thunderbolted Giovanni's ass and escaped. He met up with Team Rocket and they split the money. Pikachu had a crush on Likitung, so he stayed with Jessie.
Misty looked for Ash that day. She found all of his pokemon, assumed he was dead, and kept them. She went on to marry Gary and was immensly happy.
Brock gave up on the stoned chick and married Dr. Karasuma Kenji. A former Nurse Joy who became a doctor of cybernetics. They were rich beyond their wildest dreams.
Tracey went off and did what ever it is that Tracey does.