Hey there! How ya doin? Yah me! I'm doin fine!!! Here's a fic that could scare small children. Yah I know you probably think I'm some kind of a creep after saying that. But I learned that from my brother ok! Well this is my first fic and I really want you to enjoy it. So pull up a little comfy armchair and enjoy the wonders of randomness.

Usagi: Mamo-chan!!!! (Mamoru hung up on Serina after hearing her recite the whole entire book of corny fraises by Sailor Moon.)

Usagi: Oh man I was just getting up to the chapter about mina moon!! (Doorbell rings)

Minako: Heya Usagi! Mind if we spend the night!

Usagi: Whose we?

Sailor Senshi: Us Sailor Moon! (In perfect unison!)

Usagi: Ehhhh?!

Haruka: Our car ran out of gas right in front of your house!

Rei: yah and grandpa is in a rampage about who knows what. Something about Chad leaving. He said he had made too many "plans" to let him leave now. Oh well!

Ami: Sadly I followed her for no good reason.

Minako: Uhhhh. red?

Setsuna: Cockroach.

Makoto: I ran out of eggs and I know you always keep some around just in case Luna starts blabbing about responsibility.

Hotaru: Wait up Haruka papa!

Usagi: I wish you could all stay but.. I need too. clean the house.

Michiru: Oh silly Usagi. You shouldn't try to trick someone perfect now should you!

Makoto: Anyway, we could help you clean.

Usagi: Oh no! this seems all too familiar! Everyone "mysteriously' comes to my house. Then I try to clean, Cough Cough, and you all mess it up with the pizza and the yoma thing and than none of you helped you just left, "mysteriously" and I had to clean it all up!!! I bet Seiya will walk in this door any minute now.

Seiya: Hey dumpling head!

Usagi: No! (Throws teddy bear at Seiya)

Seiya; I'm ok!

Minako: Just for a bit! Please!

Usagi: hey isn't that a space ship landing next to my house?

Ami: How strange!

Haruka: We have to beat it!

Michiru: Now now Haruka.

Haruka: But Michi!

Michiru: Shhh. don't talk now. When we're alone.

Hotaru: Michiru mama. Why do you always say that?

Michiru: Well you see.

Usagi: Did everyone forget there's a space ship in my back yard! (Someone barges in the door)

Ryokou: But Tenchi!!!